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Oy! Sluggish players
sport keyboard imprints on cheek
Hurry up Skeeter!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oy! Sluggish players
sport keyboard imprints on cheek
Hurry up Skeeter!
What? Are you crazy?
Shame on you for impatience.
Darvlay, slow it down.

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Originally posted by Omnislash
What? Are you crazy?
Shame on you for impatience.
Darvlay, slow it down.
the squirrel rushes
forever gathering nuts.
we are not squirrels.

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
the squirrel rushes
forever gathering nuts.
we are not squirrels.
the slightest nibble;
the displaced squirrel brings pain
whilst between my legs

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"Here is my nightstick.
Don't make me use it again!"
Said the policeman.

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Banned from the forum -
that was you, or so i thought
yet you are still here?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Banned from the forum -
that was you, or so i thought
yet you are still here?
Me? Banned? Surely not.
Whatever for? I behave,
Unlike pimps and cheats.

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Cunningly disguised
Prolific alerter returns
Sleeping village waits

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Originally posted by dfm65
Cunningly disguised
Prolific alerter returns
Sleeping village waits
This is unlike any haiku I have ever encountered.
I dare say it's not a haiku at all.

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Originally posted by Kribz
This is unlike any haiku I have ever encountered.
I dare say it's not a haiku at all.
It doesn't quite scan; it's a bit like one of Bobby Shaftoe' haikus in ''Cryptonomicon'', when he can't count syllables on his fingers because he's hanging onto the back of a truck.

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Originally posted by Kribz
This is unlike any haiku I have ever encountered.
I dare say it's not a haiku at all.
yes, you are right - excuse me - it's late here and i've been in front of the pc too long. explains some of the moves i've been making too...😞


Cunningly disguised
Prolific alerter's back
Sleeping village waits

how's that? no deep i admit, but a haiku at least?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
It doesn't quite scan; it's a bit like one of Bobby Shaftoe' haikus in ''Cryptonomicon'', when he can't count syllables on his fingers because he's hanging onto the back of a truck.
yes that's it - ignore my last raft of excuses - i'm hanging on to the back of a truck...

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Funny little dog,
He runs and plays all day long.
Funny little dog.

Anyone interested in visiting a website that features more than 19,000 haiku dedicated to Spam should visit this URL:

http://mit.edu/jync/www/spam/

Yum! ;-)

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Spam

The taste is unique;
like chewing on the feces
of a sick, old cow.

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Spam

The thin film resides
on my tongue which I cannot scrape
with the sharpest knife.