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Making love to a can
of the soggiest lunch meat
leaves me unfulfilled.

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The sinewy parts
are why I love you the best.
Sexy reddish ham.

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I could write these all day.

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Are you swine or cow?
Or are you an amalgam
of all my old pets?

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Icy, sinister,
the black hand of death turns now,
to haiku writing.

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I need a new topic for haikus... any suggestions?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I need a new topic for haikus... any suggestions?

why not write some about people here at RHP?

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Originally posted by dfm65
why not write some about people here at RHP?
Ummm.... I better not risk it! 😉

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Originally posted by dfm65
why not write some about people here at RHP?
Phlabibit's Hard Drive
At work no less my good friends!
Has bit the big one....

:'(

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Phlabibit's Hard Drive
At work no less my good friends!
Has bit the big one....

:'(

P-
say it is not so!
have you yet experienced
the blue screen of death?

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Originally posted by Starrman
say it is not so!
have you yet experienced
the blue screen of death?
Horrid humming noise
Insert Boot disk drive a: please
Boot sector not found.....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Horrid humming noise
Insert Boot disk drive a: please
Boot sector not found.....
In the style of Yoda....

Enter bios you must
reassign primary drive
reboot you will hmmmmm

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Try I did by now
Bios sees second drive fine
Boot up, no drive found!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Try I did by now
Bios sees second drive fine
Boot up, no drive found!
have you perhaps tried
manually assigning
the drive settings yet?

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Originally posted by Starrman
have you perhaps tried
manually assigning
the drive settings yet?
I'll need a PM
Can't think in haiku all day
Send me more advice!