Haiku

Originally posted by orangutan
Wow, what a great I
dea. Loads more space for all
my extra sylla

bles. But now I don't have ee
nough (I'm still so bad at it).
😞

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You're killing me here!
Please just straighten it all out.
It's not hard at all.

P-

Originally posted by orangutan
The moderators -
Oh, they are on to me now!
I must get better.

Phlabibit comes after me
And makes me write it again!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hey, orangutan.
By jove, I think you've got it!
Just in time, I'll add.

Originally posted by orangutan
Blimey - that was close
You can't muck about with them
(the moderators)

Originally posted by orangutan
Blimey - that was close
You can't muck about with them
(the moderators)

Originally posted by Nordlys
But I had so hoped
That you would kill Phlabibit! 😞
More bad haikus, please!

I have just farted.
The chocolate gas chokes me
with its fetid stench.

FIN

Originally posted by PBE6
I have just farted.
The chocolate gas chokes me
with its fetid stench.

FIN

Originally posted by PBE6
The Haiku above
didn't mention the sweet heat
rising from my bum.

Originally posted by orangutan
A banana fart -
Is that like a fanny fart?
Is it something new?

Originally posted by PBE6
A banana fart
means your diet includes fruit
and potassium.

Originally posted by reader1107
Writing a haiku
about a banana fart
is not quite normal

Originally posted by Nordlys
A Japanese poem.
Five, seven, five syllables,
That is how it goes.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Normal is boring.
Not that I care a great deal
For banana farts.