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Originally posted by reader1107
Faith Whales! That was it!
Really! I didn't see a
cello! No, not me!
Faith Whales? Who was it?
Royalchicken and lausey?
Say hello to them!

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Nordlys - How are you?
That is - How are you so quick
at making haikus?

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Originally posted by orangutan
Nordlys - How are you?
That is - How are you so quick
at making haikus?
I'm good at counting.
Only the number seven
Causes some problems.

Numbers with two syllables
Should not be allowed, I think.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I'm good at counting.
Only the number seven
Causes some problems.

Numbers with two syllables
Should not be allowed, I think.
I see. I can not.
Count that is - as you can tell
from my silly Haikus

Time to call it a night now
Counting sheep (or syllables)

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Originally posted by orangutan
I see. I can not.
Count that is - as you can tell
from my silly Haikus

Time to call it a night now
Counting sheep (or syllables)
What will this one be?
A haiku or a tanka,
that is the question.

I will make it a tanka,
so that I can say good night.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It can be pronounced
either with one syllable
Or with two. (It's 'your'.)
poem is pronounced
like "po-em", not "pome", you see
I am right, you aren't

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
poem is pronounced
like "po-em", not "pome", you see
I am right, you aren't
Go and look it up
In the Merriam-Webster.
You'll see I am right.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Go and look it up
In the Merriam-Webster.
You'll see I am right.
blah blah blah blah blah
how are you today frank
blah blah blah fondue

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
blah blah blah blah blah
how are you today frank
blah blah blah fondue
You forgot one blah,
The second line is too short.
I am fine, thank you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Go and look it up
In the Merriam-Webster.
You'll see I am right.
I don't have the time
I have cool things to finish
yeah thats right, im cool

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
poem is pronounced
like "po-em", not "pome", you see
I am right, you aren't
Wrong again, I fear.
Why do you think you are right?
It's just not working.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Wrong again, I fear.
Why do you think you are right?
It's just not working.
I know I am right
I am too cool to prove it
you forgot your "-P"

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
I know I am right
I am too cool to prove it
you forgot your "-P"
It's "P-", not "-P", duh!
You don't get anything right!
That's not cool at all.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It's "P-", not "-P", duh!
You don't get anything right!
That's not cool at all.
I have no comment
this thread is pissing me off
someone will be hurt...

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
I have no comment
this thread is pissing me off
someone will be hurt...
Relax, calm down mate.
Count to ten and breathe deeply
See - nothing too bad
🙂

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