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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Crossing the border
INS reads my papers
"Enter, alien"
INS? Is that
Something with Security?
National? But "I"?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
INS? Is that
Something with Security?
National? But "I"?
INXS frontman,
Michael Hutchence, was hoisted
By his own petard.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
INS? Is that
Something with Security?
National? But "I"?
Immigration and
Nat'ralization Service:
"You may not enter!"

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Originally posted by demonseed
INXS frontman,
Michael Hutchence, was hoisted
By his own petard.
Ew, that sounds rather
nasty to my delicate
ears. Must forget it.

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Originally posted by EinsteinMind
Ew, that sounds rather
nasty to my delicate
ears. Must forget it.
Fingers in your ears,
eyes covered and mouth as well.
Therein lies wisdom.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Fingers in your ears,
eyes covered and mouth as well.
Therein lies wisdom.
See, speak, and hear no
evil: Chinese principle.
Haiku: Japanese.

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Originally posted by EinsteinMind
See, speak, and hear no
evil: Chinese principle.
Haiku: Japanese.
Stop, look, and listen.
Wise bus stop advice for kids
Take care crossing streets!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Stop, look, and listen.
Wise bus stop advice for kids
Take care crossing streets!
You too in haikus?!
So nice to see you around,
and this thread relive.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
You too in haikus?!
So nice to see you around,
and this thread relive.
long live haiku thread
happy to see it back there
bow in a salute

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Originally posted by reader1107
A mod, a mokko
noodles, orangutan, cat
what a stellar group

😀
And the reader, yes?
After all, someone has to
appreciate it.

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
And the reader, yes?
After all, someone has to
appreciate it.
No one reads this thread
the odd post is all it gets.
... Refrigerator

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Originally posted by orangutan
No one reads this thread
the odd post is all it gets.
... Refrigerator
Hey, orangutan!
I read it, and I post, too.
Someone out there cares.

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I demand more posts!
Give us your haiku right now!
This is an order!

😠

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Originally posted by orangutan
No one reads this thread
the odd post is all it gets.
... Refrigerator
I've read most posts here,
I whip up the mad Haiku.
I'm ready for more!

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Moderate input.
Haiku are not mass produced.
Quality suffers.

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