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Hey, is this thing on?
Um, do you read me... over?!
tap tap... bzzzt fizzle.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hey, is this thing on?
Um, do you read me... over?!
tap tap... bzzzt fizzle.

P-
Crackle - from afar
(I think my haiku is bust)
only get static

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The haiku you have
reached has been disconnected.
Try youtube instead.

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Ok, giving this Haiku thing a shot.


A fine gem novel
feet crossed on a comfy couch
ending comes too soon.

🙂

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
The haiku you have
reached has been disconnected.
Try youtube instead.
If you'd like to read
Haiku, please check the listing
Try your call again.

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Cryptic crossword clue:
"Pretty girl in crimson rose"
answer - rebelled

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Originally posted by orangutan
Cryptic crossword clue:
"Pretty girl in crimson rose"
answer - rebelled
Secret messages,
What a tangled web they weave...
Search and liquidate.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit

.....Search and liquidate.
I searched for liquid,
Found nothing but alcohol:
Intoxicated.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I searched for liquid,
Found nothing but alcohol:
Intoxicated.
aa
Search a bit deeper,
and then tip the glass right back.
The best is down there.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Search a bit deeper,
and then tip the glass right back.
The best is down there.
Guinness is the best
Alcohol here in the West
Finishing's a test

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Late at night the clock
becomes a metronome, each
beat chants "Go to sleep"

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Late at night the clock
becomes a metronome, each
beat chants "Go to sleep"
I can't go to sleep
Drank too much and now I'm beat
All night at the head

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Originally posted by Scotty70
I can't go to sleep
Drank too much and now I'm beat
All night at the head
Cure insomnia?
You must get a good nights sleep.
It is that simple.

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Abraham Lincoln
Took a bullet to the brain
So you could sleep in.

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The ape's holidays
And the haiku holidays -
Both are over now.

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