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Originally posted by orangutan
Can Counts duke- or not?
That does not make sense - I know
At least I can still ... count

🙂
It makes duking sense,
But only on a chip trip.
Trippedy chip trip!

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Listen well I am
The 2nd Earl of Rochester
Dung eating peasant
Hey! Dung is not on
my menu - No peasant I!
Just relax I says.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And I'm a robot
On a chip trip, en passant!
Lighten up, dear Earl!
Cheers Noodles - Thank you.
But when are you coming down?
That chip must be fried.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Hey! Dung is not on
my menu - No peasant I!
Just relax I says.
You know your place fiend!
I would dual with you at dawn
If you were a gent.

😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It makes duking sense,
But only on a chip trip.
Trippedy chip trip!
Come down soon I hope
I have to go to bed now.
Don't annoy the Duke

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Originally posted by EAPOE
You know your place fiend!
I would dual with you at dawn
If you were a gent.
I was being nice
But no - you wont let it rest
Step outside at dawn!

(300 pound ginger ape ...
... paces up and down, chewing ...)

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Originally posted by orangutan
I was being nice
But no - you wont let it rest
Step outside at dawn!

(300 pound ginger ape ...
... paces up and down chewing ...)
No! No! No duel!
Have a chess tourney instead!
Winner gets to brag!

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Originally posted by orangutan
I was being nice
But no - you wont let it rest
Step outside at dawn!

(300 pound ginger ape ...
... paces up and down chewing ...)
Ook Oook Oook, Oook, Oook
Ook,Oook Ook Oook Oook, Oook Oook
Oook Ook Ook Ook OK.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. . .

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Originally posted by orangutan
Come down soon I hope
I have to go to bed now.
Don't annoy the Duke
I hope the trip chip
Will give me colourful dreams!
Good night, chip trip mate!

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Ook Oook Oook, Oook, Oook
Ook,Oook Ook Oook Oook, Oook Oook
Oook Ook Ook Ook OK.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. . .
Rather beautiful
and sad - The last bit, much so.
Goodnight dear friend - oook

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hope the trip chip
Will give me colourful dreams!
Good night, chip trip mate!
Good night, sweet dreaming
Do not overdo the chip.
(can be addictive)

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Originally posted by orangutan
Rather beautiful
and sad - The last bit, much so.
Goodnight dear friend - oook
No offence my friend
Sleep well and prey have sweet dreams
They will be your last.



😵😵😵

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Originally posted by orangutan
Good night, sweet dreaming
Do not overdo the chip.
(can be addictive)
I think it's too late.
I'm already addicted.
Dee doo, this is fun!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I think it's too late.
I'm already addicted.
Dee doo, this is fun!
Um, Are you still high?
Wait - is it true? stalked - by whom?
have another chip ....

it will make feel better
you can forget the stalker ...

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Originally posted by orangutan
Um, Are you still high?
Wait - is it true? stalked - by whom?
have another chip ....

it will make feel better
you can forget the stalker ...
Woohoo, thanks a lot!
Phlabibit can go to hell!
Weeeeeee, this chip rocks! Wow!

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