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Originally posted by chsmstr
again, first verse five
the second verse is seven
the third verse is five
you're first verse is six!
you keep messing up haiku's
you're sounding like me

I dont make mistakes of course
everyone is wrong but I





oh you edited it you sneaky little devil

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Originally posted by orangutan
Oops - overdone it
Again! The balance is wrong
Forgive me Nordlys

Here have this spare diode / chip
I have here. No hard feelings?
Much better now, thanks!
I love that chip you gave me.
It's like being stoned.

😵

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Much better now, thanks!
I love that chip you gave me.
It's like being stoned.

😵
Argh! - It's the wrong chip!
Spit it out quickly -take this
instead - its safer.

That could have been bad for us
- hallucinating robots!!!

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Originally posted by orangutan
Argh! - It's the wrong chip!
Spit it out quickly -take this
instead - its safer.

That could have been bad for us
- hallucinating robots!!!
I won't give it back!
Ah, all the colourful lights!
I am in heaven!

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I worked hard today, 😀
did I miss anything good? 😵
I usually do. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I worked hard today, 😀
did I miss anything good? 😵
I usually do. 😞
H o H is mad!
He vents his spleen at Lenny
Rage in the forum

Indigodream : ill
Tonsillitis is the cause
Ice cream is the cure

Nordlys writes paper
Robot writing? What is next
Woodgie burning us?

Some other stuff too
The usual stuff you know.
That's just how it is

(the robot is stoned)
Be careful there - it might be
dangerous you know

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Originally posted by orangutan
H o H is mad!
He vents his spleen at Lenny
Rage in the forum

Indigodream : ill
Tonsillitis is the cause
Ice cream the cure

Nordlys writes paper
Robot writing? What is next
Woodgie burning us?

Some other stuff too
The usual stuff you know.
That's just how it is

(the robot is stoned)
Be careful there - it might be
dangerous you know
I may be stoned, yes,
But I can still count! Ha ha!
You made a mistake!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I worked hard today, 😀
did I miss anything good? 😵
I usually do. 😞
We all had a chat,
about the best tea there is.
We all like Earl Grey.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I may be stoned, yes,
But I can still count! Ha ha!
You made a mistake!
You cursed my keyboard!
That chip was a big mistake
Still - it's goods to laugh

😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I may be stoned, yes,
But I can still count! Ha ha!
You made a mistake!
That is real big news,
Nordlys has a buzz? How odd!
That isn't like her. 😕

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Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
We all had a chat,
about the best tea there is.
We all like Earl Grey.
Don't make me hit you!
You dare to disturb my bliss
With smelly soap tea? 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That is real big news,
Nordlys has a buzz? How odd!
That isn't like her. 😕
My fault - I'm sorry
I gave her L.S.D. chip
(L.E.D. I thought)

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I worked hard today, 😀
did I miss anything good? 😵
I usually do. 😞
I forgot the news -
There was a great big downtime
For more than an hour!

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Flatulence smells bad
Oak burns good in a wood stove
Some people walk slow

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That is real big news,
Nordlys has a buzz? How odd!
That isn't like her. 😕
It's that chip I got,
The one I got from the ape!
Yippy yippy yay!

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