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That time has come (arrgh)
I wish it wouldn't - too tired
and so to bed (yawn)

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Originally posted by orangutan
That time has come (arrgh)
I wish it wouldn't - too tired
and so to bed (yawn)
Have a good rest, dude!
I will sleep long tomorrow.
I like Saturdays.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Phlabibit gets banned
By himself every night - but
re-instated also
Do not mock Phlabby
before I can get copies
of his greatest hits!

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I am sick today,
turning various colors.
Very colorfull. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I am sick today,
turning various colors.
Very colorfull. 😞
colorful is not
good if your face is turning
red, green, and yellow

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Originally posted by reader1107
Do not mock Phlabby
before I can get copies
of his greatest hits!
😀😉😛😕😏
🙂😀😉😕😏😲🙄
😀😉 Phlabby rules

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I tried a new tea.
It is smoked. Very weird stuff!
I don't like it much.
y'all btches don't know
I write Haikus like a pro
Tea's lame - get some beer!

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Originally posted by reader1107
colorful is not
good if your face is turning
red, green, and yellow
It looks quite yellow.
It does not change its colour.
Or is it my screen?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
y'all btches don't know
I write Haikus like a pro
Tea's lame - get some beer!
Battle Rap Haiku?
Man, that's the shizzle for sure.
[b]An Haiku Dojo!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Battle Rap Haiku?
Man, that's the shizzle for sure.
[b]An Haiku Dojo![/b]
My haikus is hot
I battle all dem btches
Dojo fo sho, man

Damn you, Phlab, tricky
Leaving that bold unclosed there
Editing this post...[b]

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
My haikus is hot
I battle all dem btches
Dojo fo sho, man

Damn you, Phlab, tricky
Leaving that bold unclosed there
Editing this post...[b][/b]
Damn son, this thread rules
Haikus are so gangsta, son
Damn straight son, gangsta....[b]

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Originally posted by orangutan
Swine in your wine eh?
A fine wine is not swine wine
(sounds like Dr Seuss)
What I meant to say
red wine and pork do not play
nicely in your gut

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
y'all btches don't know
I write Haikus like a pro
Tea's lame - get some beer!
Heineken or Coors
Either one will give a buzz
just no Damn O'Douls

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Originally posted by Chessplaya548
Heineken or Coors
Either one will give a buzz
just no Damn O'Douls
I like Jack Daniels.
But it makes my head hurt bad,
so I should desist.

Beer is not too bad.
I could drink a lot of cans
if I wanted to.

But my favourite
drink is Japanese sake.
I drink it all night.

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I procrastinate.
I should practise the cello.
I'm a lazy git.

😞

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