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Originally posted by Nordlys
I procrastinate.
I should practise the cello.
I'm a lazy git.

😞
When you are done can
finish fixing up my school's
web site for me? Please?

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Originally posted by reader1107
When you are done can
finish fixing up my school's
web site for me? Please?
I have not finished
procrastinating yet, so
I cannot, sorry.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I have not finished
procrastinating yet, so
I cannot, sorry.
Did I mention yet
that I'm sick of bitter cold?
Such a wimp I am!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Did I mention yet
that I'm sick of bitter cold?
Such a wimp I am!
You don't like Ice Cold?
Has he been mean towards you?
He shall be punished!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You don't like Ice Cold?
Has he been mean towards you?
He shall be punished!
No, not our Icy!
I don't think he is bitter,
but I wouldn't know!

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I am not bitter,
I am quite a nice fellow.
Well, most of the time. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I am not bitter,
I am quite a nice fellow.
Well, most of the time. 😕
Should you be "nice cold",
Can one changes ones nickname here?
I thought you could not

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Originally posted by orangutan
Should you be "nice cold",
Can one changes ones nickname here?
I thought you could not
Normally you can't,
But exceptions have been made
In special cases.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Normally you can't,
But exceptions have been made
In special cases.
I don't want to change
I'm happy in my ape self.
'orangutan' stays!

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Tomorrow is the
Superbowl! Do sports haikus
have to change forums?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Normally you can't,
But exceptions have been made
In special cases.
I can't change either!
Reader eleven oh sev-
en is just perfect!

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Originally posted by reader1107
I can't change either!
Reader eleven oh sev-
en is just perfect!
Changing's for oddballs!
Who would want to do that then?
user 184043

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Originally posted by orangutan
Changing's for oddballs!
Who would want to do that then?
user 184043
Some used their real name
Then found out that was not wise
So they got it changed.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Some used their real name
Then found out that was not wise
So they got it changed.
Ah, good thinking then.
suppose that's a good reason.
... feel silly for that

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Some used their real name
Then found out that was not wise
So they got it changed.
Reader eleven
oh seven IS my real name!
I have another???

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