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Originally posted by orangutan
Is it the settings
that stops you - or the version?
could be a firewall?
Microcrap doesn't
like me. It is jealous of
my foxy nature.

😉

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Originally posted by reader1107
Microcrap doesn't
like me. It is jealous of
my foxy nature.

😉
Or it is in love
And therefore messing things up.
It's very confused.

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I lost her again. :'(
This is completely hopeless.
I hate Microsoft.

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I am forgetting
where I live, writing *honoured* --
The shame of it all!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I lost her again. :'(
This is completely hopeless.
I hate Microsoft.
You're obviously
a robot of discretion.
Microsoft is bad.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I am forgetting
where I live, writing *honoured* --
The shame of it all!
Do not feel ashamed
For writing proper English!
I am proud of you!

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Originally posted by reader1107
I am forgetting
where I live, writing *honoured* --
The shame of it all!
So are we honoured
(excuse me - that is honored)
No shame - I am sure.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do not feel ashamed
For writing proper English!
I am proud of you!
How is that you put
me (an English man) to shame
When writing English?

(Language was never my strong
point - I barely speak English ...)

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Originally posted by orangutan
How is that you put
me (an English man) to shame
When writing English?

(Language was never my strong
point - I barely speak English ...)
But I don't speak C
Or Java or stuff like that.
English is easy.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
But I don't speak C
Or Java or stuff like that.
English is easy.
const char *nordlys = {" 🙂 "};
printf("Thank you %s\n" nordlys);
StillThinkYouveMoreSkill++;

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Originally posted by orangutan
const char *nordlys = {" 🙂 "};
printf("Thank you %s\n" nordlys);
StillThinkYouveMoreSkill++;
That is a geeku!
I really like it, geek ape!
I could not do it.

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Originally posted by orangutan
const char *nordlys = {" 🙂 "};
printf("Thank you %s\n" nordlys);
StillThinkYouveMoreSkill++;
Techaiku is quite
impressive! I can barely
manage in English!

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I do SQL(*) too -
Select "I am not all that" ||
" geeky" from sys.dual





(* pronounced See-Quell)

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A Haiku a day,
should keep the doctor away.
I'm good for today. 🙂

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Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
A Haiku a day,
should keep the doctor away.
I'm good for today. 🙂
Why do you want to
Keep Doctor Strangelove away?
He's a nice fellow.

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