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Sadly I must go.
Need to find an impromptu
meal for my walrus.

Then I'm off to school
for a dull meeting about
college cost info.

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I do not understand and refuse to google.
I hate that which I do not understand.
I must now burn you all.
I need to find lots and lots of matches.
Send memo to everybody, "match shortage in UK, please send lots"

This will be a big'un, should probably use France to do it in.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Sadly I must go.
Need to find an impromptu
meal for my walrus.

Then I'm off to school
for a dull meeting about
college cost info.
Say hello to the
Walrus! For me it is soon
Time to go to bed.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
I do not understand and refuse to google.
I hate that which I do not understand.
I must now burn you all.
I need to find lots and lots of matches.
Send memo to everybody, "match shortage in UK, please send lots"

This will be a big'un, should probably use France to do it in.
Explanations are
Abound within this thread here.
You have no excuse.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
I do not understand and refuse to google.
I hate that which I do not understand.
I must now burn you all.
I need to find lots and lots of matches.
Send memo to everybody, "match shortage in UK, please send lots"

This will be a big'un, should probably use France to do it in.
A burning you want?
Mhmm - That can be arranged
Stand still - this won't hurt πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Explanations are
Abound within this thread here.
You have no excuse.
This is the devils work.

I must act quickly.

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English haiku is
based on five, seven and five
syllables, that's true

However, many
bilingual poets changed to
three, five, three instead

The reason being
Jap Haiku use seventeen
syllables you see

Using three, five, three
in English haiku would be
the equivalent

So I will
only write haiku
three, five, three

By the way
I just had me a
deja'vu

As if I
have written this down
already

I must ask
you people if this
could be so?

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Originally posted by stocken
English haiku is
based on five, seven and five
syllables, that's true

However, many
bilingual poets changed to
three, five, three instead

The reason being
Jap Haiku use seventeen
syllables you see

Using three, five, three
in English haiku would be
the equivalent

So I will
only write haiku
three, five, three

By the way
I just had me ...[text shortened]... vu

As if I
have written this down
already

I must ask
you people if this
could be so?
But my brain is just not big enough, I like crayons.

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Originally posted by stocken
English haiku is
based on five, seven and five
syllables, that's true

However, many
bilingual poets changed to
three, five, three instead

The reason being
Jap Haiku use seventeen
syllables you see

Using three, five, three
in English haiku would be
the equivalent

So I will
only write haiku
three, five, three

By the way
I just had me ...[text shortened]... vu

As if I
have written this down
already

I must ask
you people if this
could be so?
I don't think that you
have posted that here before
but I could be wrong ...

three, five, three
is too short for me
i'll run out ...

(nice avatar(s))

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Originally posted by orangutan
(nice avatar(s))
Thanks. Apparently it's been a year since I subscribed now, so I can't
use avatars anymore and there are adverts all over the place. :'(

Life. Whatever did I do to you? πŸ™„

Oh, well. Suppose my fun time is over then. I promised myself about a
year ago (wait a minute - have I had this subscription more than a
year?) I wouldn't resubscribe, so I guess this is it for me. Clan mates,
goodbye. Avatars goodbye. Many games at once, good...

Oh, who am I kidding? In the words of the great Arnold: I'll be buck! πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by stocken
Thanks. Apparently it's been a year since I subscribed now, so I can't
use avatars anymore and there are adverts all over the place. :'(

Life. Whatever did I do to you? πŸ™„

Oh, well. Suppose my fun time is over then. I promised myself about a
year ago (wait a minute - have I had this subscription more than a
year?) I wouldn't resubscribe, so I gue ...[text shortened]... t once, good...

Oh, who am I kidding? In the words of the great Arnold: I'll be buck! πŸ˜€
Welcome back stocken
No non-sub scum for you now
Avatars returned

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can we rewind please?
i have delicious kiwis
but the salad's gone...

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
can we rewind please?
i have delicious kiwis
but the salad's gone...
Let's make a new one!
I'll throw in a banana.
What else do we have?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Let's make a new one!
I'll throw in a banana.
What else do we have?
What about Waldorf?
Apples, lemon juice, walnuts,
Celery, raisins......

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Originally posted by Mathurine
What about Waldorf?
Apples, lemon juice, walnuts,
Celery, raisins......
That's too weird for me.
Can't we just have fruit salad?
Waldorf should be schools.

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