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I found a cello.
I used to play violin,
big for under chin. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I found a cello.
I used to play violin,
big for under chin. 😞
Easy solution:
Give it to Phlabibit! He
Will be so happy!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I found a cello.
I used to play violin,
big for under chin. 😞
You want to try that
with a double bass! Mind the
spike does not get you!

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Originally posted by orangutan
You want to try that
with a double bass! Mind the
spike does not get you!
If the spike does not,
The FSM will get him!
He's a heretic.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
If the spike does not,
The FSM will get him!
He's a heretic.
Pastafarian?
Or is the acronym for
something else again.

Just another TLA
(or Three Letter Acronym)

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Good night all of you.
I'm away to my bed now
can't stay up for more.


But it's Sunday tomorrow
So I might be back again

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Originally posted by orangutan
Good night all of you.
I'm away to my bed now
can't stay up for more.


But it's Sunday tomorrow
So I might be back again
Good night to you too!
By the way, you were correct.
(Pastafarians.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Good night to you too!
By the way, you were correct.
(Pastafarians.)
Is there nowhere that
the noodly appendage does
not reach to. Amen.

Good night, sleep well. (I'm knackered)
Hope reader gets connection

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I play piano
Play it everyday at home
Neighbours don't like it.

I'm not very good
'Cus I never had lessons.
But it could be worse

I could play my drums.
Actually they're not my drums,
But I could play them.

They're in Toshi's room.
He won't mind 'cus he's at school
Where he ought to be.

But he just came home.
"What are you doing in here?"
He is not happy.

But the neighbours are.
Now they can rest in silence.
All's quiet next door.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I play piano
Play it everyday at home
Neighbours don't like it.

I'm not very good
'Cus I never had lessons.
But it could be worse

I could play my drums.
Actually they're not my drums,
But I could play them.

They're in Toshi's room.
He won't mind 'cus he's at school
Where he ought to be.

But he just came home.
"What are you doing in here?" ...[text shortened]... y.

But the neighbours are.
Now they can rest in silence.
All's quiet next door.
a lengthy post, sir.
not easy to follow that.
so i shall not try.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
a lengthy post, sir.
not easy to follow that.
so i shall not try.
Follow that - easy.
It's all about drums in his
sons room that he used.

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This is haiku post
seven seven seven, so
we've had quite a few

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Originally posted by orangutan
This is haiku post
seven seven seven, so
we've had quite a few
seven seven eight.
(i'm trusting your counting skills.)
we'll hit four figures.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
seven seven eight.
(i'm trusting your counting skills.)
we'll hit four figures.
A thousand's a lot
Do you think we will get there
(that's lots of counting)

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Originally posted by orangutan
A thousand's a lot
Do you think we will get there
(that's lots of counting)
Take it step by step
One haiku at a time, and
Maybe we'll get there.

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