Living Will
I, __________________________, being
of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be
put in the hands of pinhead politicians who
couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested
in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable
amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:
______ Glass of wine
______Champagne
_____ Margarita
______ Martini
______ Cold Beer
______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
______ Mexican food
______ French fries
______ Pizza
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ Cup of tea
______ Chocolate
______ All of the above,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
I, _____14u2NV__________________, being
of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be
put in the hands of pinhead politicians who
couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested
in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable
amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:
______ Glass of wine
______Champagne
_____ Margarita
______ Martini
______ Cold Beer
______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
______ Mexican food
______ French fries
______ Pizza
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ Cup of tea
______ Chocolate
__X___ All of the above,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.