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Originally posted by Palynka
Remove the sport related talk and RHP's chess related talk. Do you still find it more interesting than this one?
yes, because there is also a limit on age as there are discussions on steriods. You too have to register there and persistant spammers get removed very quickly, it doesnt happen much anyway because of the age of the subcribers is higher than this site.

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Originally posted by rmacken
that only because you make sure you are wearing your wardrobe contents before you start!! 😛
To fecking right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😵

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Originally posted by rmacken
If you are novices I would suggest Texas Limit hold 'em

Based on a 5 card system, the dealer deals 2 cards each then places 5 cards in the middle of the table called community cards, out of the two in your hand and the 5 the deal has dealt (face up) you make your best hand.

pretty simple but then I have played before, look it up, you will have a laugh ...[text shortened]... lads get together (that play poker) I have won a few hundred in one night out of them too!! 😀
Thanks. 🙂

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
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Make sense, need to, you do.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Make sense, need to, you do.

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Yoda?

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Ok I am leaving the office in 30 mins. I just spent 60 looksing for instructions on texas holdem poker. All I could find were links to sites where I had to join to play online. Any one have instructions?

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
Ok I am leaving the office in 30 mins. I just spent 60 looksing for instructions on texas holdem poker. All I could find were links to sites where I had to join to play online. Any one have instructions?
Join one of the sites they have instructions on the site.

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Originally posted by flexmore
is this a suggestion that:

1/ "red night" is a multi user engine cheat?

or

2/ "xanthosNZ" is a multi user engine cheat?
Given the source, I think it is safe to assume that this "veiled accusation" is directed at me.

Had it come from a different source, it might have been directed at the other party, would probably have been deleted, and might have earned the poster a forum ban.

Some one who has been around longer can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the "veiled accusation" is that I am a character known as tommybear who claimed to live on a lawn chair in New Hampshire.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Given the source, I think it is safe to assume that this "veiled accusation" is directed at me.

Had it come from a different source, it might have been directed at the other party, would probably have been deleted, and might have earned the poster a forum ban.

Some one who has been around longer can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the "ve ...[text shortened]... t I am a character known as tommybear who claimed to live on a lawn chair in New Hampshire.
The level of paranoia in the past post of this thread is astounding and frightening.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Given the source, I think it is safe to assume that this "veiled accusation" is directed at me.

Had it come from a different source, it might have been directed at the other party, would probably have been deleted, and might have earned the poster a forum ban.

Some one who has been around longer can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the "ve ...[text shortened]... t I am a character known as tommybear who claimed to live on a lawn chair in New Hampshire.
Is that right, and here I was thinking Rag was making a confession.

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I Am the Walrus

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB.
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. I’m crying - I’m crying I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G’JOOB.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I’m crying.
Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB
GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.
Here is a clue for you all "The Walrus is Rags"

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Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean
Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it I don't know
What makes him so good

Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes or bells
Don't see lights a-flashing, plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay, never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was the Bally table king
But I just handed my pinball crown to him

Even on my favourite table, he can beat my best
His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

here's a clue for you all. I don't really care who the deaf dumb and blind kid is, but if he's cheating he deserves to get the boot, if he isn't he deserves to be left alone. . .end of story.

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I'm so deliriously happy. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm so deliriously happy. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Get laid finally?