So there I was, going to work. I arrived about an hour early so I decided to go to the mall. On the way there, a rumbling rose from my abdomen giving me the "T minus 5 minutes and counting" signal before my colon emptied, where ever I happened to be at the time.
So I pulled into another mall (not the one I was going to but one before it) and found a parking space. Of course it had to be a busy Saturday so the parking space was seven miles from the mall so I started squeezing and walking. Now this is a weird phenomena that occurred: it was 75 degrees out, I had goosebumps on both arms with sweat pouring down my face...
So I finally get to the mall and I'm on the first floor and the nearest bathroom is on the second floor. So I jump on the escalator and you know there has to be people letting the escalator do the work while I'm trying to run up them.
I finally get to the second floor and begin the half-mile walk down the corridor to the bathroom (which never made sense to me). I get there and there is an open stall so I run into it and lock the door.
Now I don't know what it is about seeing the toilet but your body says, "Alright, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here." So there I am in the 2"x2" stall battling my belt. I'm falling into the door and the walls trying to get my belt undone praying to whatever I believe in followed by periods of incomprehensiable strings of profanity.
When I finally I get the belt off, all I have to do is unbutton my pants which takes a minute. And I'll tell you something, it was a photo finish. Now my question is, does anyone else have this much trouble going to the restroom when you HAVE TO GO NOW?
Originally posted by slappy115Not often. But half the times I've had an experience similar to your's there was no paper.
So there I was, going to work. I arrived about an hour early so I decided to go to the mall. On the way there, a rumbling rose from my abdomen giving me the "T minus 5 minutes and counting" signal before my colon emptied, where ever I happened to be at the time.
So I pulled into another mall (not the one I was going to but one before it) and found a ...[text shortened]... s anyone else have this much trouble going to the restroom when you HAVE TO GO NOW?
Originally posted by slappy115When I do expierence something like that, I often take too long, so my body decides that, "Since you held it in, you can deal with it for the rest of the night. MUHAHAHA!"
So there I was, going to work. I arrived about an hour early so I decided to go to the mall. On the way there, a rumbling rose from my abdomen giving me the "T minus 5 minutes and counting" signal before my colon emptied, where ever I happened to be at the time.
So I pulled into another mall (not the one I was going to but one before it) and found a ...[text shortened]... s anyone else have this much trouble going to the restroom when you HAVE TO GO NOW?
But that beats going in my pantoons any day.
Originally posted by slappy115I didn't read the whole post. It was too long and lost my attention. Now I'm going to have some water and lay down.
So there I was, going to work. I arrived about an hour early so I decided to go to the mall. On the way there, a rumbling rose from my abdomen giving me the "T minus 5 minutes and counting" signal before my colon emptied, where ever I happened to be at the time.
So I pulled into another mall (not the one I was going to but one before it) and found a ...[text shortened]... s anyone else have this much trouble going to the restroom when you HAVE TO GO NOW?
Originally posted by slappy115You walked 7 1/2 miles in under 5 minutes?
So there I was, going to work. I arrived about an hour early so I decided to go to the mall. On the way there, a rumbling rose from my abdomen giving me the "T minus 5 minutes and counting" signal before my colon emptied, where ever I happened to be at the time.
So I pulled into another mall (not the one I was going to but one before it) and found a ...[text shortened]... s anyone else have this much trouble going to the restroom when you HAVE TO GO NOW?
I'm pretty sure that's some kind of world record. If only every track runner had that kind of motivation...People would be running the 100m in under 4 seconds.
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI was hoping that people would realize that the distances were exaggerated for effect.
You walked 7 1/2 miles in under 5 minutes?
I'm pretty sure that's some kind of world record. If only every track runner had that kind of motivation...People would be running the 100m in under 4 seconds.