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Did my mom ring any of you guys to tell you I'd just woken up? Bloody postman woke me. 😠

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Did my mom ring any of you guys to tell you I'd just woken up? Bloody postman woke me. 😠

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You should have known it wa the postman, he always rings twice!😵

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
You should have known it wa the postman, he always rings twice!😵
Oh dear!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I didn't get where I am today by slipping in and out of comas.
How do you know you're not in a coma right now and RHP is just a figment of your imagination. All of these witty one liners are not even falling on deaf ears, but comatose deaf ears, namely your own?? do-do-do-do-do-do-do... 😛

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Oh dear!
Hey Moose, are you snorting coke in your avatar? I'm sure that must contravene the TOS in some way...

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Hey Moose, are you snorting coke in your avatar? I'm sure that must contravene the TOS in some way...
Doubt it, only coke I know about comes in a red can.
Plus, I'm a bloke and that clearly is a female eye.
Also, I am merely attempting to highlight the dangers of usage - your pupil gets bigger and your blood flows - dangerous, see?

EDIT: And then you have to pick your nose and eat it.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Did my mom ring any of you guys to tell you I'd just woken up? Bloody postman woke me. 😠

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She did mention that there were strange moanings coming from your bedroom, but she assumed you were having a nightmare...

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