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Heather Mills (Mcartney)

Heather Mills (Mcartney)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
She put up a good case, but the cross examination had her stumped 😛
With all these nonsensical rantings on TV, she doesn't realize she's shot herself in the foot.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Hell, I'm in the wrong business!
You'd rather be in the shagging Paul McCartney business???

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Originally posted by Policestate
Sit down love. You are embarassing yourself.

"My daughter only gets £35,000 a year, so I suppose she is supposed to travel B class"
As police officers guarding her in the background look on straight faced, earning just a few grand less than that for risking life and limb.
Perhaps she could use some of the lottery win she got by way of a settlement ...[text shortened]... y is an Ass.

Dont usually care about such trivia, but that one raised by pulse a modicum 🙂
Wish I had been able to make £35K a year at the age of 4.

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she was hoping for £125 million but now stands corrected

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they met at a fund raiser...she wins the office pool..lol

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he offered her a helicopter but she said a plane was okay
the real leg just need a razor

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Originally posted by JonathanB of London
You'd rather be in the shagging Paul McCartney business???
For the money she got, I'd shag anything once......more if it was fun😛

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
I think she's completely insane personally. That tour of the media she did a while back, going on every show that would have her to complain about how badly she was being treated was just sick. For starters, do we care? NO! Secondly, by going on TV you invite people to talk about you on TV, which is surely counter productive? She is rich beyond her wilde ...[text shortened]... argain, not divorced millionaires who line their pockets with other peoples hard earned money!!
"Foot" up you mean surely!! 😵

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Originally posted by jaserrn
For the money she got, I'd shag anything once......more if it was fun😛
Man. You ain't seen my photo yet!

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She didn't know when to put a sock in it.

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I guess she's foot loose and fancy free again now.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I guess she's foot loose and fancy free again now.
but she can still go toe to toe 😛

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These jokes are total..........crap 😛



Foot crap 😕

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What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?

One has got £24 million, is a bit wobbly and screws old people with lots of savings.

The other one's a building society.