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Somebody broke into my flat last night and nicked two pairs of shoes.

I slept through it all.

Other night my neighbours had a party which disturbed the whole street.

I slept through it all.

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I slept through an earthquake when I was little...Maybe 6-7.

Beat that!!

Now I am up instantly from little disturbances.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I slept through an earthquake when I was little...Maybe 6-7.

Beat that!!

Now I am up instantly from little disturbances.
When I was aged between 2 and about 12 I regularly slept soundly as urine gushed from my bladder onto my mattress.

Does that count?

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
When I was aged between 2 and about 12 I regularly slept soundly as urine gushed from my bladder onto my mattress.

Does that count?
Earthquake vs Urine

To be honest, it's a hardone to call....

Where is Shav? Haha....

He always has interesting things to say about weird subjects..

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Somebody broke into my flat last night and nicked two pairs of shoes.

I slept through it all.

Other night my neighbours had a party which disturbed the whole street.

I slept through it all.
Christ, is that all you own??....shoes.

I'd be pissed off if I made all that effort to break in and the only thing availble was shoes....I'd sue you! 😛

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Somebody broke into my flat last night and nicked two pairs of shoes.

I slept through it all.

Other night my neighbours had a party which disturbed the whole street.

I slept through it all.
Oh to sleep for a whole night. I miss that time in my life!! It's gone now and won't be back till the childeren leave home I expect!!
😞

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Originally posted by mikelom
Christ, is that all you own??....shoes.

I'd be pissed off if I made all that effort to break in and the only thing availble was shoes....I'd sue you! 😛
maybe they were really nice shoes.

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Originally posted by wormwood
maybe they were really nice shoes.
He didn't say they were HIS shoes. Perhaps she was just retrieving the ones she'd left previously.

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I have slept through my house burglar alarm. When I lived at home my mom would come into my room talk to me and I would answer but not be awake. I can sleep anywhere and through pretty much anything, I love sleep!

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Originally posted by mikelom
Christ, is that all you own??....shoes.

I'd be pissed off if I made all that effort to break in and the only thing availble was shoes....I'd sue you! 😛
I thought it was strange. They didn't even take all the shoes, not even the $300 Chris Brasher walking boots. Just trainers and a pair of Retrofire shoes, no longer available. $100 coat, left untouched.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He didn't say they were HIS shoes. Perhaps she was just retrieving the ones she'd left previously.
Situations like that happen to other guys :'(

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Originally posted by torchmoon
When I lived at home my mom would come into my room talk to me and I would answer but not be awake.
When I was a child, I had some weird conversations with my sister when she was asleep. Creepy.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
When I was a child, I had some weird conversations with my sister when she was asleep. Creepy.
While I was at uni my roommate used to talk to me in her sleep. I wonder if we had any conversations together whilst both asleep. That would have been cool!

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Somebody broke into my flat last night and nicked two pairs of shoes.

I slept through it all.

Other night my neighbours had a party which disturbed the whole street.

I slept through it all.
Well I hope you are not going to claim on your insurance for the £10K
Rolex, the £5K Plasma TV and the £25K 22 carat gold necklace and matching bracelets.

If you are, don't claim for the missing shoes or your insurance company, having read this thread, will know you are telling porkies!

😉