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Helden:  a petition

Helden: a petition

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Hoagy's Alley

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If Helden keeps up his current rate, he'll soon be the Most Active Player on the site. And he'll be the first to 200,000 moves, and it won't be all that long before he hits a million. I'm completely in awe of the sheer lunacy of his chess-playing effort. Yet we know nothing about him (or her, for all we know) as he has not written a profile.

Please sign my petition to get him to write one, by posting to this thread.

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Mystic Meg

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300 games in the past 16 or so days.... CrAzY!

ES

Perhaps he can find the time to paste this text into his profile:

[b]I am Helden, I make a lot of chess moves. I don't have time to write a profile, sorry.

Siskin

over your head

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Making so many moves, perhaps he doesn't have time to write a profile. But for what it's worth I'll sign your petition.

Shanshu311
Vox Populi

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I'll sign.

P

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aye aye.. count me in

d

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I'd like to petition Helden to get the hell off this site and go outside his house. In fact, he should be banned from this site altogether for his own good. 'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless chess playin' machine.

murrow
penguinpuffin

finsbury

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now let's see if i can make my mark...

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Lazy Sod

Everywhere

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'd like to petition Helden to get the hell off this site and go outside his house. In fact, he should be banned from this site altogether for his own good. 'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless chess playin' machine.
INTERVENTION!!!!!

OK, here's the idea. Everyone playing Helden may ONLY move at the last minute of the available time controls. So, if you have 3 days to move, ONLY move after 3 days, not before. Then, as Helden gets desperate, he will start more games, so he can have moves.

When (s)he has 1000 games, everyone moves AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. This will lead to chronic overload, and Helden may be cured!

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London

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
If Helden keeps up his current rate, he'll soon be the Most Active Player on the site. And he'll be the first to 200,000 moves, and it won't be all that long before he hits a million. I'm completely in awe of the sheer lunacy of his chess-playing effort. Yet we know nothing about him (or her, for all we know) as he has not written a profile.

Please sign my petition to get him to write one, by posting to this thread.
ill sign!

fred

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Out of drinks

On Clique Beach

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
Please sign my petition to get him to write one, by posting to this thread.
I'll sign.

I think everyone should have to have a profile, even if it's fictiitious. That way I wouldn't suffer the disappointment of having nothing to read when I click on a new person I'm playing.

P

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so whose gonna tell Helden after we get all members of RHP to sign in?

whose brave enough??

d

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Originally posted by Alcra
INTERVENTION!!!!!

OK, here's the idea. Everyone playing Helden may ONLY move at the last minute of the available time controls. So, if you have 3 days to move, ONLY move after 3 days, not before. Then, as Helden gets desperate, he will start more games, so he can have moves.

When (s)he has 1000 games, everyone moves AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. This will lead to chronic overload, and Helden may be cured!

What if it killed him/her?

How bad would I feel?

a

omnipresent

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'd like to petition Helden to get the hell off this site and go outside his house. In fact, he should be banned from this site altogether for his own good. 'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless chess playin' machine.
I'll sign... and darvlay: Helden has actually gone outside at least once since on this site:
(from message log of my game against him/her, me playing blackπŸ™‚
6 Black yeah... actually, if you enter πŸ™‚ in microsoft word, it will automatically transform into a real smiley... at least in the version I have.
7 White learn something every day, have to go out now be back later.

Always glad to help πŸ˜‰ But hey, I want to see a profile too πŸ˜›

Angie πŸ˜€

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omnipresent

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Originally posted by Peachy
so whose gonna tell Helden after we get all members of RHP to sign in?

whose brave enough??
here, I'll do it πŸ˜€

P

In an office

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signing this petition. I've thought about playing him before, but he had soooo many games going, i thought...."this dude is nutZ!!" and it scared me away.

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