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Helden: a petition

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Originally posted by flexmore
do you feel confident in this assertion?
do you have any reason at all?
tell us your reasons, and show your facts : FACTS.
if not then learn to calm your tongue.
you are almost certainly wrong.

ps: the only bot i know of at rhp had a well written profile (HAD).
And what may I ask is a bot? It seems all this thread is doing is picking on some guy who just comes on here to play chess after paying his subscription. I think you lot would have better things to do with your time.

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Originally posted by murrow

HELLO?

HAS NO-ONE NOTICED THAT HELDEN IS NOW SINGING???
yes he's singing
i've no idea why
but i'm pleased to welcome him to this thread in his honour

and i don't think he's a BIG CAT
so no need for the caps, old penguinpuffin

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Originally posted by scotchjock
And what may I ask is a bot? It seems all this thread is doing is picking on some guy who just comes on here to play chess after paying his subscription. I think you lot would have better things to do with your time.
you got two recs for this? that worries me a little... just to clarify:

1. a bot is a robot. i think david c was joking: since helden makes a million moves a day, he has robot-like stamina. it wasn't a serious allegation, as the smiley clearly indicated

2. this thread is a tribute to helden, we're not picking on him, and i'm pleased to see he's come to sing to us, which doesn't suggest he feels picked on

3. the point about having better things to do with our time is, i have to admit, a very good one. also applies to pretty much every other forum thread of course, and arguably the whole site, the whole game of chess...

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
yes he's singing
i've no idea why
but i'm pleased to welcome him to this thread in his honour

and i don't think he's a BIG CAT
so no need for the caps, old penguinpuffin

lol, no i was shouting over the din of people not noticing his song - how rude!

i agree he is almost certainly not a BIG CAT (no naps).

what do you think his new profile (and indeed his song) tell us about the man of mystery? i'm not certain i'm any the wiser...

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Wow, he chose to sing a Bowie song and lists 2 quotes from the same. Im thinking he is between 15-20 years old and likes that animated Bowie movie (i forget the name). His Walter Scott quote makes me believe he enjoys making us guess about him and is enticing us to guess some more. Helden, are you the character from "Catcher in the Rye" that has come to life? (Holden Caufield i think) .... youre an enigma for certain.

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is it possible he's david bowie?

that could explain the 'fame' references

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A New Career In A New Town.

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Originally posted by scotchjock
And what may I ask is a bot? It seems all this thread is doing is picking on some guy who just comes on here to play chess after paying his subscription. I think you lot would have better things to do with your time.
I think that instead Helden should be flattered of such attention.


I don't see how he could be bothered by this thread since no offenses are thrown at him,there's only genuine interest by who started the thread.

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Originally posted by helden
A New Career In A New Town.
Now that is a *great* Bowie track. How about 'What In The World'?

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Originally posted by Pantaphobia
Wow, he chose to sing a Bowie song and lists 2 quotes from the same. Im thinking he is between 15-20 years old and likes that animated Bowie movie (i forget the name). His Walter Scott quote makes me believe he enjoys making us guess ...[text shortened]... life? (Holden Caufield i think) .... youre an enigma for certain.
Many of you probably know this, but 'Helden' is German for 'Heroes', which happens to be a very fine Bowie track. Judging by the tracks he's mentioned, I'd say he's late 20s/early 30s.

The clincher would be if he thinks 'Golden Years' is the best Bowie track ever...

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Now that is a *great* Bowie track. How about 'What In The World'?
You're just a little girl with grey eyes
Never mind, say something
Wait until the crowd cries
Oh, wait until the crowd cries
You're just a little girl with grey eyes

So deep in your room, you never leave your room
Something deep inside of me - yearning deep inside of me
Talking through the gloom
What in the world can you do
What in the world can you do
I'm in the mood for your love
For your love
For your love
For your love - oh

I'm just a little bit afraid of you
'Cos love won't make you cry
But, wait until the crowd goes
Oh, wait until the crowd goes
I'm just a little bit afraid of you

So deep in your room, you never leave your room
Something deep inside of me - yearning deep inside of me
Is talking through the gloom
What in the world can I do
What in the world can I do
I'm in the mood for your love
For your love
For your love
For your love

Ohh, what you gonna say?
Ohh, what you gonna do?
Ahh, what you gonna be?
To the real me - to the real me
I'm just a cool
Under the cool, and I'm fighting a wall
What you gonna say to the real me, to the real me?
Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh (fade.)

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i just watched labyrinth this weekend how strange

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Many of you probably know this, but 'Helden' is German for 'Heroes', which happens to be a very fine Bowie track. Judging by the tracks he's mentioned, I'd say he's late 20s/early 30s.

The clincher would be if he thinks 'Golden Years' is the best Bowie track ever...
My personal favourite is the title track from Station to Station. There again there are that many great songs by Bowie that you could go on forever trying to pick a favourite or greatest one. Look Back In Anger is another favourite of mine from Lodger.

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Death To Helden

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Helden is a machine. First few days of MAPOTM I was sitting pretty, in the lead by THOUSANDS. I don't move for ONE DAY, and the man is not only on the top twenty, but right behind me! Needless to say, I gave the hell up. Anyone who makes more than a thousand moves in one day, REPEATEDLY, needs help. Serious, Freudian, help. All the same, I tip my hat to the man.

Helden, this Buds for you!