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Our bulbous mod needs help losing weight but spends all his time on the computer deleting posts and threads by those who are not in the PFC especially VR. Lets give him some suggestions to be a more healthy bias mod.


1. Cut off your right leg.... est loss 93lbs



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Originally posted by epic0002
Our bulbous mod needs help losing weight but spends all his time on the computer deleting posts and threads by those who are not in the PFC especially VR. Lets give him some suggestions to be a more healthy bias mod.


1. Cut off your right leg.... est loss 93lbs



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2. Find some way to get Sir Epic of Texas off his back... estimated weight

loss 167-175 lbs (although he'd probably miss the stabilizing ballast).



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Edit: As to your implied recommendation of non-bias mod, simple... always

wear the impartial/non-preferential cap Russ issued him whenever on duty.

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3. Move to Mars.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
2. Find some way to get Sir Epic of Texas off his back... estimated weight

loss 167-175 lbs (although he'd probably miss the stabilizing ballast).



😀




Edit: As to your implied recommendation of non-bias mod, simple... always

wear the impartial/non-preferential cap Russ issued him whenever on duty.
lol... now that was one of your best posts ever!

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
3. Move to Mars.
No. One of the mistakes people make is to try to lose weight TOO fast. Unless your doctor says it is a case of medical necessity, a gradual and mostly slow weight loss is the most healthy and long-lasting plan. With that in mind I suggest first move to Venus and then Uranus (and don't even start with the jokes! 😠😠 ).

Great stumbled-on site: http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
2. Find some way to get Sir Epic of Texas off his back
Don't mess with Tejas Gramps! 😛

Best,
[WORD TOO LONG]


Originally posted by MontyMoose
[b]Don't mess with Tejas Gramps! 😛

Best,
[WORD TOO LONG]/b]
It-is-a-hyphen.

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LOL. The above "Don't mess with Tejas..." post: the long hyphenated signature was actually several lines longer as I originally wrote it, but when submitted it came out as only "Word Too Long". A word to the wise GB!

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
LOL. The above "Don't mess with Tejas..." post: the long hyphenated signature was actually several lines longer as I originally wrote it, but when submitted it came out as only "Word Too Long". A word to the wise GB!
Excuuuuuuuse me... doesn't this conversation concern Mr. Crowley?

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Originally posted by epic0002
[b]lol... now that was one of your best posts ever! = BPE
A 'BPE'... only remember one other such accolade from you, Epic, long while ago before the frontal lobotomy when I suggested

somebody's post should be saved, so that the reverse side could be used for a grocery list. Hurrah. Maybe we're gaining on it.



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Don't let them send you to Venus, Crowley.. it's 800 degrees in the shade, and there's no shade.

Mars is the place.

A body that weighs 200 pounds on Earth weighs just 75 pounds on Mars (with no dieting whatsoever).

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A 'BPE'... only remember one other such accolade from you, Epic, long while ago before the frontal lobotomy when I suggested

somebody's post should be saved, so that the reverse side could be used for a grocery list. Hurrah. Maybe we're gaining on it.



😉
Attention PocketKings: This concept, thanks to Epic, may be the long awaited answer to your fervent

"Bring back the good old days of unlimited recommendations" RHP Prayers... UNLIMITED BPE'S.



😀

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Attention PocketKings: This concept, thanks to Epic, may be the long awaited answer to your fervent

"Bring back the good old days of unlimited recommendations" RHP Prayers... UNLIMITED BPE'S.



😀
A BPE is relative.. could be good or bad. Some could be BBL**.












**Best of a bad lot.

😉

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This thread is way off track!! Poor Crowley will top 400 by morning if you guys don't come up with some good suggestions.

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I can't believe that people stoop so low as to give fatso a hard time.