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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Go ahead, make my day. Put a fan on your boat and blow yourself across a lake.
Think about it.
no it won't fricken work with a housefan, but clearly fans can be used to propel things they are attached to.

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Originally posted by Coconut
no it won't fricken work with a housefan, but clearly fans can be used to propel things they are attached to.
OK, I'll do your thinking for you:
Imagine a boat, bow (the front) to the left and stern(the back) to the right.
Put a HUGE fan from a Florida Everglades boat powered by a 2000 hp aircraft engine at the stern blowing towards the bow, right at a sail haging from a mast in the middle of the boat.
Turn it on.
Which way does the air go? From right to left. Which way does the boat want to go at first? The OPPOSITE way (remember Newton?) ie from left to right or backwards.
But, you have a SAIL catching the air from the fan and it tries to push the boat forwards!
So, you have your fan trying to move the boat backwards and the sail trying to go forwards.
Take a couple of oars.

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Originally posted by Coconut
ever seen how a hovercraft goes?
Yes i have seen a hovercraft work and it doesn't work like that you muppet! Don't make me get physics-ey on your behind!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Come one everyone! Only a few 100 million more jumpers needed!

http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/frame_content.html
Haha, that's just dumb 🙄

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http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/frame_content.html

hahhahaaha

'most fragile part of its orbit for 100 years' come on please!!! what a numptey and he calles himself a proffessor

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Only 3 months to go!

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Originally posted by Peachy
But I like global warming..
Yeah hopefully it will balance out the nuclear winter...

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Go ahead, make my day. Put a fan on your boat and blow yourself across a lake.
Think about it.
It worked on mine till it got too far out and pulled out the electricity extension lead.

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Originally posted by mwmiller
I agree. But maybe instead we can make the day shorter.

Everyone go outside, face west, and run real hard. We will get it to spin faster and shorten the time from sunrise to the next sunrise.
Would that work? Of course, I don't want to live in the Pacific Ocean, so I couldn't really do it, but we could get New York to move to one of the Great Lakes this way. I suppose I could get on a ship going to Japan.

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Or we can all get some giant mecha from Japan, make those jump and then it would work faster! 😀

~The MCP

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Go ahead, make my day. Put a fan on your boat and blow me across a lake.
Think about it.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Come one everyone! Only a few 100 million more jumpers needed!

http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/frame_content.html
You want me to get up at 4 in the morning in order to jump up and down? I'd rather the whole world's ecosystem went tits up rather than have a good night's kip interrupted. However if you serve me breakfast in bed I will consider it.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Come one everyone! Only a few 100 million more jumpers needed!

http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/frame_content.html
Yeah...this sounds like a good idea...

😕

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Go ahead, make my day. Put a fan on your boat and blow yourself across a lake.
Think about it.
what if you tied a kite to the bow, and blew the fan on that, instead?

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It is definately a hoax. I have a BSc in Applied Physics and can confirm what KneverKnight said.

I was curious to what scientific research "Professor" Hans Peter Niesward carried out. Did a search on the name and promptly found this article:

http://www.seemagazine.com/Issues/2005/0505/front3.htm