@moonbus saidloads of nicknames for my good lady and she answers to all of them,Ovenglove(she was a school cook)Bertie(a coruption of her married name)Drumbum play on her(maidenname) Sun(because she thinks the sun shines out her rear end)Cript(a twist on her first name) I used to call her nypho but she has quietend herself down a bit.
My nickname for her is "She Who Must Be Obeyed," and when people ask me her zodiac sign, I answer "locomotive." 😆
The three words which will save a marriage are not "I love you"; they are "You're right, dear."