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Do these pants make my butt look big?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Do these pants make my butt look big?
Big isn't the word for it.

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Lady to CP: How do you like my skinny jeans?
CP: I'd return them, they seem to be defective.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Do these pants make my butt look big?
No darling, it was probably the doughnuts.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Big isn't the word for it.
I said, no, your fat ass makes your butt look big, we broke up then. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I said, no, your fat ass makes your butt look big, we broke up then. 😕
Send her a dozen roses and a box of donuts.. all will be forgiven.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
...Send her a dozen roses and a box of donuts...
The big cow will probably eat the roses. 😛

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
The big cow will probably eat the roses. 😛
Ah but how she loves the aroma of doughnuts.

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nunna you guys ever watch star wars???
one of these days, when hell freezes over, yer gonna have to cut open that big ole cow and sleep inside her...

you ain't gonna WANT a skinny lil heifer...

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Originally posted by rookie54
nunna you guys ever watch star wars???
one of these days, when hell freezes over, yer gonna have to cut open that big ole cow and sleep inside her...

you ain't gonna WANT a skinny lil heifer...
Note to self: Do not get caught in a snow storm with rookie😕

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Originally posted by rookie54
nunna you guys ever watch star wars???
one of these days, when hell freezes over, yer gonna have to cut open that big ole cow and sleep inside her...

you ain't gonna WANT a skinny lil heifer...
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the OUTSIDE!"

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
No darling, it was probably the doughnuts.
...unless you filled the pockets with cream and ate them.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the OUTSIDE!"
Smell is in the nose of the inhaler.

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"And I thought they smelled bad,

heeehehhhhh ......
.... ehhheeeehehe ....
......hhhhppphhhhhhew....


... on the outside!!"