Subject: Hillary
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."
Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch:
"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
And that is how it's done folks. -- GET READY FOR MORE HORSE EXCREMENT!!
Originally posted by AttilaTheHornWhy on earth would it matter what anyone's great-great uncle did? It was idiotic for her to expect Hillary to explain this ancestor.
Subject: Hillary
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; ...[text shortened]... lapsed."
And that is how it's done folks. -- GET READY FOR MORE HORSE EXCREMENT!!
Originally posted by pawnhandlerIt makes no difference at all. I was just pointing out how easy it is to conceal the truth and make it look totally different, and that's what lawyers and politicians do best.
Why on earth would it matter what anyone's great-great uncle did? It was idiotic for her to expect Hillary to explain this ancestor.
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Originally posted by AttilaTheHornJeez. And here I was, expecting a thread about the death of one of the world's real great men, and what do I find? Yet another predictable politician-bashing joke.
Subject: Hillary
Some people just don't know what's important.
Richard
Originally posted by Shallow BlueGo here instead: Thread 84755
Jeez. And here I was, expecting a thread about the death of one of the world's real great men, and what do I find? Yet another predictable politician-bashing joke.
Some people just don't know what's important.
Richard
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Originally posted by AttilaTheHornWho doesn't have skeletons in their closets?😏
Subject: Hillary
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; ...[text shortened]... lapsed."
And that is how it's done folks. -- GET READY FOR MORE HORSE EXCREMENT!!
Originally posted by AttilaTheHornThis sounds made up. Saki wrote a real good dstory on politicaml advertising, whjich I am about to search out due to too much horse manure around
Subject: Hillary
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, [insert joke]uttered [/joke] HORSE EXCREMENT!!
