Homeless

@divegeester said
Thanks mate.

I’ll PM you my requirements which include:
- Hypoallergenic quilt and pillows
- free range cotswold blue boiled eggs x 3 for breakfast Tuesday Thursday and every other Sunday, bacon sarnies on Saturday, Porridge other days
- sky sports football for EPL
- Netflix and/or Amazon Prime
- use of kitchen and dining room twice per month for entertaining ...[text shortened]... equired (you can drive my Fiat Punto as a swap)
- I like my steaks lean
- AOB

Much appreciated.

Hypoallergenic, I'll see what Ikea have.
Duck eggs, the chef has been furloughed (sorry), sardines only if I can combat the aroma🚬Football fixtures & reruns🏅🏆 not a problem.
2 skanks from Farnworth, it will require narcotics depending on your fetish?
Netflix entertainment 🤔 Your Punto & my Harley😑
Steak, I wouldn't expect anything less.

@kevcvs57 said
Just a short sentence then?

Haha!

@divegeester said
Thanks mate.

I’ll PM you my requirements which include:
- Hypoallergenic quilt and pillows
- free range cotswold blue boiled eggs x 3 for breakfast Tuesday Thursday and every other Sunday, bacon sarnies on Saturday, Porridge other days
- sky sports football for EPL
- Netflix and/or Amazon Prime
- use of kitchen and dining room twice per month for entertaining ...[text shortened]... equired (you can drive my Fiat Punto as a swap)
- I like my steaks lean
- AOB

Much appreciated.

Check... check... check... check...

Uh oh. Problems. My Harley is off limits to fer'ners.

It's an insurance thing!

Just do not be homeless in NYC, just saw a homeless guy there get a firework set off and thrown on him. It went off like a cherry bomb. He was put in the hospital.

@divegeester said
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.

Who will help?

You'd be welcome here but it's tricky getting into Indonesia right now, and tricky leaving it for that matter. If we, as legal aliens, leave, we currently aren't allowed back in for two years! Some kind of random Indo government decision, which will hopefully be lifted soon, but we're stuck for now. Still, not a bad place to get stuck.

@Indonesia-Phil
I have a chair, paper,🚬 Weather is most favourable today, I'll sit outside in the shade🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
Uh oh. Problems. My Harley is off limits to fer'ners.

I have a full motorcycle licence and owned a Fatboy for 4 years if that helps?



"Owned a Fatboy"
Sounds like a euphemism for debating Eladar! 😆

I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.

@divegeester
🚬

@huckleberryhound said
I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.

I also have a pile of cardboard boxes in case @divegeester wants to build an annex.

@divegeester said
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.

Who will help?

I could lend you a piece of cardboard and something to write with.

The best sign I've seen was, "My ex-wife had a better lawyer. In fact, she slept with him. Can you help?"

@eladar said
Just do not be homeless in NYC, just saw a homeless guy there get a firework set off and thrown on him. It went off like a cherry bomb. He was put in the hospital.

The homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.

@whodey said
The homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.

So, just to be clear, you add homeless people to the long list of people not like you that you can not lose sleep over because they're not human. Got it.

At least you posted your rant in a thread making light of homelessness. Good job.

@huckleberryhound said
I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.

Haha.

Bone collector?

@divegeester said
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.

Who will help?

have any phobias?