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22 Jun 20
@divegeester saidYou can sleep in my back yard and drink out of the garden hose, there's a gas station a mile away you can use as a bathroom and buy snacks from.
Last I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?
Hundred bucks a month, paid up front.
@divegeester saidtexas is available
Last I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?
you don't mind fire ants?
the us mail still gets delivered, sorta regular
the weather tends to be a tad warm, and a bit muggy
BUT
we won't allow rusty to cross the red river
22 Jun 20
@rookie54 saidSookie you wouldn't know if Rusty did as you wouldn't know what to look for silly! 😉 😛
texas is available
you don't mind fire ants?
the us mail still gets delivered, sorta regular
the weather tends to be a tad warm, and a bit muggy
BUT
we won't allow rusty to cross the red river
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22 Jun 20
@divegeester saidI left a tent in Thailand a rat had chewed a whole into, you can have that, station hotel in Trang, just tell them I said you could have it. Bring a sowing kit.
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?
Or rewind time and don't sell your house during a pandemic? Just a thought.
22 Jun 20
@divegeester
Well, yeah, if you don't mind when I play my Beatles music loud,
or incessantly swear when I lose a game of chess.
I like beer, btw.
23 Jun 20
@divegeester
A few weeks sounds a lot. I have a pretty large balcony which you would have to share with 12 geranium, three big ivy and some garden furniture. The best I can do, maybe a few days?
23 Jun 20
@divegeester saidAs long as you say it after I have told you the standard rent!
Does it help if I say I’d pay 50% above standard rent??
23 Jun 20
@divegeester saidMay I ask, out of curiosity, why did you sell a house without having a new place to move into? Not much room for negotiations (says one who has never been successful).
I can see that I’ll get no help here; I’ll try “Debates” ....
@hells-caretaker saidThanks mate.
No worries Dive, I'll put you up🚬
I’ll PM you my requirements which include:
- Hypoallergenic quilt and pillows
- free range cotswold blue boiled eggs x 3 for breakfast Tuesday Thursday and every other Sunday, bacon sarnies on Saturday, Porridge other days
- sky sports football for EPL
- Netflix and/or Amazon Prime
- use of kitchen and dining room twice per month for entertaining
- 2 x Puerto Rico girls on same night ;-)
- use of your Harley as required (you can drive my Fiat Punto as a swap)
- I like my steaks lean
- AOB
Much appreciated.
23 Jun 20
@divegeester saidJust a short sentence then?
I’m fine my lovely tournn, thank you 🙏 😊
Edit: I’m in secure temporary accommodation as planned.