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Originally posted by vandervelde
It usually does the trick in Serbia.
I thought anything would do the trick in Serbia.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You forgot the trailer park. Grease that mullet up.
You don't like I won't play your reindeer games?


Originally posted by sonhouse
You don't like I won't play your reindeer games?
You just did. Touchy touchy, listing every place you've googled.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You just did. Touchy touchy, listing every place you've googled.
Yeah right. I googled all the places I lived and visited. Nice try but you fail. You want me to maybe describe the gambling house in Takek Laos for you?

Or maybe the funeral parties in Chaing Mai Thailand, or the candle parade in NKP Thialand? You won't find THAT stuff on google.

Or what AUTEC does on Andros Island. Or what they make at Kubbutz Yotvata in the south of Israel.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean: quick and easy.
Missionary (preferably legs up near head) or doggy. Works like a charm.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah right. I googled all the places I lived and visited. Nice try but you fail. You want me to maybe describe the gambling house in Takek Laos for you?

Or maybe the funeral parties in Chaing Mai Thailand, or the candle parade in NKP Thialand? You won't find THAT stuff on google.

Or what AUTEC does on Andros Island. Or what they make at Kubbutz Yotvata in the south of Israel.
Why are you so eager? ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by vivify
Missionary (preferably legs up near head) or doggy. Works like a charm.
Thanks, self-appointed squirt king.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why are you so eager? ๐Ÿ™‚
Eager? That wasn't the emotion I was feeling. I was feeling more like miffed, not quite anger, just miffed at the implication I never lived where I said I lived, visited the places I said I visited.

I can tell you how high the passage is going into the Pyramid at Giza for instance. Because I have been there. I don't make up crap just to feed some kind of inept ego.

I'm not some google addled kid happily thumbing moms Iphone. I have done what I said I did, lived in the places I said I lived.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah right. I googled all the places I lived and visited. Nice try but you fail. You want me to maybe describe the gambling house in Takek Laos for you?

Or maybe the funeral parties in Chaing Mai Thailand, or the candle parade in NKP Thialand? You won't find THAT stuff on google.

Or what AUTEC does on Andros Island. Or what they make at Kubbutz Yotvata in the south of Israel.
Um, you spelled Chiang Mai Thailand wrong, bruh.
But don't worry: I Googled it for you.
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader/reader1209.htm

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Um, you spelled Chiang Mai Thailand wrong, bruh.
But don't worry: I Googled it for you.
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader/reader1209.htm
Oh, so that means I never went there? Can you find the candle parades of NKP on google?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Oh, so that means I never went there? Can you find the candle parades of NKP on google?
i searched google using the phrase "candle parades of NKP"...
first returned link,

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-23450846

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second returned link,

http://event-carnival.com/thailand/ubon-ratchathani-candle-festival

want advice???
quit being offended by seitseslime...
it cain't get on you anyhow...


Originally posted by rookie54
second returned link,

http://event-carnival.com/thailand/ubon-ratchathani-candle-festival

want advice???
quit being offended by seitseslime...
it cain't get on you anyhow...
I wonder if he would believe I was actually IN one of those festivals. NKP candles were a lot smaller, maybe only 6 feet high and a couple feet around, looking like giant candles, nothing like those monstrous ones in the images supplied. I only lived up country right next to the Mekong and it was a bit smaller affair at NKP.

So I am wandering around the village and see this giant candle they are decorating and I watched them for a while. They noticed I was a lot bigger than they were at 6 foot 1, and they had this small pickup the candle needed to go on, decorated with neon colored styrofoam. So the gist was, they wanted me and my 100 Kg mass on the truck to keep it from falling over. What I didn't know was the truck was to be filled with some incredibly beautiful local girls in full regalia. So there we went, off to the parade, driving through town.

Meanwhile, one of my buddies I worked with, a gentle giant, like 6 foot 9 or so, we passed by his hooch, and he was photographing the affair. So naturally when we drove by, his face buried in camera, I stuck out between two of the lovelies and goes HI!

His reaction was priceless! He fell back about 4 feet, jaw hanging down in awe๐Ÿ™‚

A really great day that was, I can tell you, and probably the only American ever to be directly involved with the NKP candle fest๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by sonhouse
A really great day that was, I can tell you, and probably the only American ever to be directly involved with the NKP candle fest๐Ÿ™‚
this is yer best reply out of this entire thread...
what you've written makes me want to see what you've described...
when seitse writes "amerifat" i do not feel the same urge...

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Wow, @sonhouse, you're really putting a lot of typing into this. Do you want to talk about that?