How can I get pregnant?

Originally posted by Seitse
Wow, @sonhouse, you're really putting a lot of typing into this. Do you want to talk about that?

What, you are my shrink now? I'll pass. BTW, do you think I just have an overactive imagination about what I wrote about the candle parade?

Originally posted by sonhouse
What, you are my shrink now? I'll pass. BTW, do you think I just have an overactive imagination about what I wrote about the candle parade?

Why is it so important to you that people view you as someone
who has strolled a bit outside Mobile, Alabama?

Originally posted by Seitse
Why is it so important to you that people view you as someone
who has strolled a bit outside Mobile, Alabama?

Down around them thar parts, it's-a called Mo Bill, Al-a-bammy.

Originally posted by Seitse
Why is it so important to you that people view you as someone
who has strolled a bit outside Mobile, Alabama?

He's feeling depressed because someone cut the brake pipes on his house.

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean: quick and easy.

go f yourself

YouTube


(don't ask)

... and then there were two.

YouTube

Originally posted by lemondrop
go f yourself

Good idea.

Originally posted by Seitse
Good idea.

But it's too short

Originally posted by sonhouse
But it's too short

Oh now you complain, uh?!

Did you get knocked up yet? Are you emotional and having morning sickness?

Originally posted by vivify
Did you get knocked up yet? Are you emotional and having morning sickness?

Are you asking if I have a hangover?