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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    20 Apr '16 16:17
    I mean: quick and easy.
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    20 Apr '16 16:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I mean: quick and easy.
    Step 1. Have a vagina.
    Step 2. No: a working one.
    Step 3. Get thee to a nunnery.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Apr '16 17:09
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Step 1. Have a vagina.
    Step 2. No: a working one.
    Step 3. Get thee to a nunnery.
    Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

    I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
    interesting maneuvers.
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    20 Apr '16 17:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

    I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
    interesting maneuvers.
    Did they work?
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    20 Apr '16 18:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

    I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
    interesting maneuvers.
    Is it a Barbie-Barbie, or a Ken-Barbie?
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    20 Apr '16 18:111 edit
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Is it a Barbie-Barbie, or a Ken-Barbie?
    I love the word androgyny.
  7. Subscribersonhouse
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    20 Apr '16 18:21
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

    I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
    interesting maneuvers.
    You really want to be a shock jock don't you. Which job would you take if it proved absent, Rush Limbough or Howard Stern or maybe Glenn Beck?
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    20 Apr '16 19:32
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I mean: quick and easy.
    Is that why you want to go to Somalia and get a prostitute?
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Apr '16 19:41
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Rush Limbough or Howard Stern or maybe Glenn Beck?
    It must be really hard to be an Amerifat, mentally and culturally
    circumscribed to the cultural references of your soon to be doomed,
    decadent empire.

    There is a world beyond the tiny mental island contained between
    Anchorage and South Padre Island, you know?
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    20 Apr '16 19:54
    Originally posted by whodey
    Is that why you want to go to Somalia and get a prostitute?
    For prostitutes I prefer anywhere where American college kids
    hold spring break. Although chlamydia is bound to happen, it's
    free.
  11. Subscribersonhouse
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    20 Apr '16 22:19
    Originally posted by Seitse
    It must be really hard to be an Amerifat, mentally and culturally
    circumscribed to the cultural references of your soon to be doomed,
    decadent empire.

    There is a world beyond the tiny mental island contained between
    Anchorage and South Padre Island, you know?
    No kidding. Wow, I missed a lot only working in Thailand 3 years, Andros Island for 2 years, and 4 years in Jerusalem. I guess I must be American white trash. Only been to Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Brussels, Malmo, Dublin, London, Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan. Israel, Thailand, Laos, Mexico, Canada, High School in Anchorage, worked on Apollo, I am so deprived. I need to get out more I guess.
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    20 Apr '16 22:52
    Originally posted by Seitse
    How can I get pregnant?
    swallow...
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    20 Apr '16 23:48
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?
    why bother with surgery???
    cost of a surgeon (prolly juiced so she can handle the proctojob)...
    cost of the hospital or outpatient clinic,
    and, they will both infect you with strains of virus that do not yet exist...

    nope,
    what you need to be in this case is brave...
    lube is not expensive...

    and remember these awesome words of inspiration,
    "anything can be a dildo, if you can make it fit"
    -sum ting wong
  14. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    21 Apr '16 05:29
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    No kidding. Wow, I missed a lot only working in Thailand 3 years, Andros Island for 2 years, and 4 years in Jerusalem. I guess I must be American white trash. Only been to Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Brussels, Malmo, Dublin, London, Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan. Israel, Thailand, Laos, Mexico, Canada, High School in Anchorage, worked on Apollo, I am so deprived. I need to get out more I guess.
    You forgot the trailer park. Grease that mullet up.
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    21 Apr '16 07:59
    Wouldn't be enough to have a control freak sadistic boss?
    It usually does the trick in Serbia.
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