How can I get pregnant?

I mean: quick and easy.

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean: quick and easy.

Step 1. Have a vagina.
Step 2. No: a working one.
Step 3. Get thee to a nunnery.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Step 1. Have a vagina.
Step 2. No: a working one.
Step 3. Get thee to a nunnery.

Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
interesting maneuvers.

Originally posted by Seitse
Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
interesting maneuvers.

Did they work?

Originally posted by Seitse
Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
interesting maneuvers.

Is it a Barbie-Barbie, or a Ken-Barbie?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Is it a Barbie-Barbie, or a Ken-Barbie?

I love the word androgyny.

Originally posted by Seitse
Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

I've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and he tried a couple of
interesting maneuvers.

You really want to be a shock jock don't you. Which job would you take if it proved absent, Rush Limbough or Howard Stern or maybe Glenn Beck?

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean: quick and easy.

Is that why you want to go to Somalia and get a prostitute?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Rush Limbough or Howard Stern or maybe Glenn Beck?

It must be really hard to be an Amerifat, mentally and culturally
circumscribed to the cultural references of your soon to be doomed,
decadent empire.

There is a world beyond the tiny mental island contained between
Anchorage and South Padre Island, you know?

Originally posted by whodey
Is that why you want to go to Somalia and get a prostitute?

For prostitutes I prefer anywhere where American college kids
hold spring break. Although chlamydia is bound to happen, it's
free.

Originally posted by Seitse
It must be really hard to be an Amerifat, mentally and culturally
circumscribed to the cultural references of your soon to be doomed,
decadent empire.

There is a world beyond the tiny mental island contained between
Anchorage and South Padre Island, you know?

No kidding. Wow, I missed a lot only working in Thailand 3 years, Andros Island for 2 years, and 4 years in Jerusalem. I guess I must be American white trash. Only been to Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Brussels, Malmo, Dublin, London, Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan. Israel, Thailand, Laos, Mexico, Canada, High School in Anchorage, worked on Apollo, I am so deprived. I need to get out more I guess.

Originally posted by Seitse
How can I get pregnant?

swallow...

Originally posted by Seitse
Does it help if I surgically insert a barbie doll in my lower intestine?

why bother with surgery???
cost of a surgeon (prolly juiced so she can handle the proctojob)...
cost of the hospital or outpatient clinic,
and, they will both infect you with strains of virus that do not yet exist...

nope,
what you need to be in this case is brave...
lube is not expensive...

and remember these awesome words of inspiration,
"anything can be a dildo, if you can make it fit"
-sum ting wong

Originally posted by sonhouse
No kidding. Wow, I missed a lot only working in Thailand 3 years, Andros Island for 2 years, and 4 years in Jerusalem. I guess I must be American white trash. Only been to Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Brussels, Malmo, Dublin, London, Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan. Israel, Thailand, Laos, Mexico, Canada, High School in Anchorage, worked on Apollo, I am so deprived. I need to get out more I guess.

You forgot the trailer park. Grease that mullet up.

Wouldn't be enough to have a control freak sadistic boss?
It usually does the trick in Serbia.