How can you tell if a European has been in your back yard?

No go zone signs spring up from no where.

Originally posted by whodey
No go zone signs spring up from no where.

how can you tell if an eastern European has been in your back yard....... everything smells of fish and your hose is empty

It may mean that you have adopted a Greek.... He'll stay at your place, sleep late, drink coffee, have lunch and then take a nap, so you can go to work.

There's a pregnant American springbreaker and a half-empty pack of gallouises.

Originally posted by LEUR
It may mean that you have adopted a Greek.... He'll stay at your place, sleep late, drink coffee, have lunch and then take a nap, so you can go to work.

Or it may mean there is a poll-taker there to ask:
Q: "How many European finance ministers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There's nothing wrong with the light bulb."

On one side of your yard will will see war protesters against the US military around the world and on the other side of the yard you will see people holding signs protesting Putin's military exploits and asking for US military help.

Originally posted by whodey
On one side of your yard will will see war protesters against the US military around the world and on the other side of the yard you will see people holding signs protesting Putin's military exploits and asking for US military help.

You forgot the Canadians in the middle saying, "We're here to help keep the peace."

How do you tell if a Mexican has been in your yard?

The lawn is mowed, the yard clean, and the bushes trimmed...and it only cost you 20 bucks.

How do you tell if a Japanese has been in your yard?

The bushes are shaped like cute animals.

How do you tell if a dog has been in your yard?

Poop everywhere

How do you tell if redbadger has been in the yard after the dog?

The yard is clean and his breath smells like poop.

Originally posted by whodey
How can you tell if a European has been in your back yard?

They have left a Nobel Prize there for Obama for whatever he's going to do after he stops being president.

How can you tell if a European has been in your back yard?

There's a jonny hanging out of it with an 'EU' mark on it.

How can you tell if an Asian has been in your house?

All your kids' math homework has been finished.

Originally posted by whodey
No go zone signs spring up from no where.

You're still an ignoramus, hoodie.