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How did I ever get myself into this mess?

How did I ever get myself into this mess?

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"OMG! I can't believe I did it. I'm freaking out. I bought a vacation package, it's such an awesome deal. All we have to pay is airfare. We can take all the kids and it'll be great."

YA RIGHT!
Airfare for 3=ALOT OF MONEY!
Tickets for attractions for 3=ALOT MORE MONEY!
Port charges for 4= YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!
Rental mini van for all 6 people= all my airmiles 🙁
Swimming with the dolphins= DROWN ME IN THE OCEAN NOW AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!

Nobody has even eaten a scrap of food yet or bought any kind of silly souvenier. This small fortune could have bought me new boobs, a fuller bum, less wrinkles, a picture perfect smile and a whole new wardrobe to go with it. *sigh*

All to see little faces light up in wonder and think I'm the best mom in the whole entire world. That and the free housecleaning they will have to do to repay for the rest of their lives. 😀

Priceless.

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Originally posted by mokko
less wrinkles
fewer wrinkles.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
fewer wrinkles.
Fewer smartarses. Less wrinkles.

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Originally posted by mokko
"OMG! I can't believe I did it. I'm freaking out. I bought a vacation package, it's such an awesome deal. All we have to pay is airfare. We can take all the kids and it'll be great."

YA RIGHT!
Airfare for 3=ALOT OF MONEY!
Tickets for attractions for 3=ALOT MORE MONEY!
Port charges for 4= YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!
Rental mini van for all 6 people= all ...[text shortened]... housecleaning they will have to do to repay for the rest of their lives. 😀

Priceless.
At least you will have a good time.

Besides, getting all the beauty therapy you mentioned with only make things worst as your partner will not let go of you after that and your kids will double in time.. = even more money! and not vacations for the rest of your life!!

Have fun..!

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Originally posted by Peachy
At least you will have a good time.

Besides, getting all the beauty therapy you mentioned with only make things worst as your partner will not let go of you after that and your kids will double in time.. = even more money! and not vacations for the rest of your life!!

Have fun..!
Partner?! LOL 😲🙄
Good one. 😀

But yes...It will be well worth every penny. And well deserved. 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
"OMG! I can't believe I did it. I'm freaking out. I bought a vacation package, it's such an awesome deal. All we have to pay is airfare. We can take all the kids and it'll be great."

YA RIGHT!
Airfare for 3=ALOT OF MONEY!
Tickets for attractions for 3=ALOT MORE MONEY!
Port charges for 4= YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!
Rental mini van for all 6 people= all ...[text shortened]... housecleaning they will have to do to repay for the rest of their lives. 😀

Priceless.
I notice you haven't listed accommodation.

Does the min van come with a hitch?

; D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I notice you haven't listed accommodation.
Well, I guess the vacation package must include something.

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Originally posted by mokko
Partner?! LOL 😲🙄
Good one. 😀

But yes...It will be well worth every penny. And well deserved. 🙂
Who are the "we" then???
You + ... and all of the kids (3)

EDIT: Mokko: "We can take all the kids and it'll be great."
EDIT2: Try to enjoy every single second of it!!!!

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I notice you haven't listed accommodation.

Does the min van come with a hitch?

; D
Cold...that's just cold.

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You're going on a holiday which you're looking forward to.

What the hell's the mess?

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Mini van is only a few hour rental. Anyone know how long it takes to drive from Orlando to Fort Lauderdale anyways?

The vacation package includes hotels + the cruise. But not Port charges, which I think are BS anyway.

Have I ever mentioned I never travelled outside of Canada before? Not to mention with 3 children. Well I have plenty of time to stress about this later. Not going till the end of April/May. Should be enough time to get it all plannned.

This does all boil down to my stupid ex signing the stupid passport papers for the baby and writing a letter of permission for me to take her out of country. 😠 I should not need permission at my age to take my kids anywhere I choose.

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts.....

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Originally posted by mokko
...new boobs, a fuller bum, less wrinkles, a picture perfect smile and a whole new wardrobe to go with it..
Your kids would have loved you more whichever choice you made...but in a different sort of way. 😉

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Your kids would have loved you more whichever choice you made...but in a different sort of way. 😉
The trip hasn't been gone on yet! 😉

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Originally posted by mokko
The trip hasn't been gone on yet! 😉
Awful grammar!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Awful grammar!
I can do worse.