Stop
and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll
down.
The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2
. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did
you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend
Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct
Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct
Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Originally posted by Ice ColdThis implicates it is still in use by crocodiles instead of was...?
4.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
(Trying to find the loophole to save my dignity for getting them all wrong)
Originally posted by Ice ColdBecause I had to answer before I scrolled down...
Stop
and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll
down.
Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, a ...[text shortened]... is conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
1. I now have 4000 pounds of shredded giraffe all over the ground.
2. I now have 15000 pounds of Elephant in my fridge.
3. The Lion King is pissed of because I just killed two protected animals and they did not attend his conference.
4. So there I am running my ass off from the Lion King and come to a river... jump in and start swimming.. The conference was canceled because of todays earlier events and the crocs were swimming home.............
Originally posted by secret squirrelThe Lion King doesn't like goats and squirrels. Says we aren't jungle folk.
i find that if i use young giraffe and elephants and butcher them well,removing all the unedable bits i can get them both in the fridgei dige.and also,arnt we all animals,so why arnt i at the meeting instead of trying to cross a river?
Originally posted by secret squirrelCutting up dead animals for money rules. 😀
i find that if i use young giraffe and elephants and butcher them well,removing all the unedable bits i can get them both in the fridgei dige.and also,arnt we all animals,so why arnt i at the meeting instead of trying to cross a river?
Originally posted by Ice Cold#5. How do you eat an elephant?
Stop
and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll
down.
The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2
. How do you put an elephant into a ref ...[text shortened]... is conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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