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How do you stop babies crying?

How do you stop babies crying?

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Originally posted by Beltaine
Duck tape. 😉
You fatladys?!

Haha!!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Step 1: Place baby in car seat

Step 2: Go for a drive in car

Step 3: Repeat over and over "I will use birth control next time. I will use birth control next time."
LOL

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Give it back.

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
pick it up and stick your teat in its mouth 😀

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
I would suggest holding the baby by the hip/chest are 'standing' on the lap. Sing the alphabet, make your own tune to it... change the words and make silly faces.

Any song, and talking... just distract the baby.

Also, is baby hungry? Need a change?!

Good luck.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Step 1: Place baby in car seat

Step 2: Go for a drive in car

Step 3: Repeat over and over "I will use birth control next time. I will use birth control next time."
put baby in car seat, strap in, stand against wall with one arm using other arm to swing baby.

Saves on gas.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Give it back.
Its not my baby but I didn't realise babies are that troublefull. I would gladly pay someone 5,000 Chinese Yuan to have a baby, rear it up, teach it chess and then give it to me when the crying stage is over.

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if baby is teething age, rub rum on its gums. if baby is not of teething age, take it to the doctor, cuz something is wrong with it.

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Originally posted by yo its me
You mean a passifier or a dummy?

If a baby is constantly crying while being hugged, if they are fed, clean and not hurt- then there is a problem. The baby might need medical attension, massage from tension or cranial osteopathy after a tramatic birth. A sign of meningitis is crying.
I know that duct tape is not a good idea , but a pacifier is good only if the baby is hungry, otherwise it can cause more gas. Lay baby across your lap on its tummy and gently pat and rub its back. This helped my oldest baby. Actually, the ride in a car was what helped my sister's twins. Went right to sleep, they did! If a baby is just crying for no apparent reason, try a soft blanket, an old-fashioned rocking chair, and a lullaby. Mother of 4, grammy to 5.

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
Arsenic

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Originally posted by duecer
place baby in microwave, turn on high power for twenty minutes, wait until baby is crispy around edges, garnish and serve
DUECER!!!! what the hell is wrong with you????? Charlotta

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
Pillow, hold for 5 minutes.

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
Move away from Haringey

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Originally posted by JollyRoger
if baby is teething age, rub rum on its gums. if baby is not of teething age, take it to the doctor, cuz something is wrong with it.
IT???? IT??? What the hell is wrong here??? IT??? What do you have for blood,..club soda???? Charlotta

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Pillow, hold for 5 minutes.
This is typical of you H of H. I'm not shocked. Charlotte