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How do you stop babies crying?

How do you stop babies crying?

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Try the fart-squeeze. Feel the baby's abdomen. If it feels tight, he has gas. Using your thumb and index finger, pinch both sides of the abdomen below the belly gently. With luck, you will push out a fart and the baby will be relieved.

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Originally posted by ParShooter
Try the fart-squeeze. Feel the baby's abdomen. If it feels tight, he has gas. Using your thumb and index finger, pinch both sides of the abdomen below the belly gently. With luck, you will push out a fart and the baby will be relieved.
So your profile is all about golf. You must be a great golfer. Charlotta

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Originally posted by casualdust
This is typical of you H of H. I'm not shocked. Charlotte
If only your own parents had had my wisdom.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If only your own parents had had my wisdom.
Hmm, she's been around such a short time, yet knows you so well.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Hmm, she's been around such a short time, yet knows you so well.
Thanx Sun!!!! Charlotte

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If only your own parents had had my wisdom.
I wouldnta wanted my parents to have ANYTHING YOU got. Charlotte

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Originally posted by ParShooter
Try the fart-squeeze. Feel the baby's abdomen. If it feels tight, he has gas. Using your thumb and index finger, pinch both sides of the abdomen below the belly gently. With luck, you will push out a fart and the baby will be relieved.
i just farted...twice...but it doesn't smell.

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Originally posted by Beltaine
Duck tape. 😉
And its "DUCT" tape not DUCK tape. Charlotta

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Originally posted by casualdust
And its "DUCT" tape not DUCK tape. Charlotta
Unless you are removing duck feathers with it! 😵


OK, how old is this so called "baby"?

If it's a boy, he's probably hungry, I know this from experience.

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
Is her name Rosemary? 😕

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How do we stop forum babies from crying?

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Originally posted by ParShooter
Try the fart-squeeze. Feel the baby's abdomen. If it feels tight, he has gas. Using your thumb and index finger, pinch both sides of the abdomen below the belly gently. With luck, you will push out a fart and the baby will be relieved.
Hey, you're not allowed to offer on-topic, useful advice in this forum. Take it to help buddy!

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Originally posted by casualdust
I wouldnta wanted my parents to have ANYTHING YOU got. Charlotte
You wouldn't have wanted them to have a kid?

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Originally posted by Jie
How do we stop forum babies from crying?
Have no idea how to stop you 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You wouldn't have wanted them to have a kid?
Nordlys...ok ok ya got me!!! AND while I'm here, Nord.. please, that foot!!!! ugh! Charlotta