How long have you been married?

@rookie54 said
first marriage - 24 years
second marriage - 5 years
third marriage - three weeks
fourth marriage - ends this afternoon, it was a marvelous day

@fmf said
For me its 10,061 days.

We spent about 3,000 of them in Japan, although that seems like a lifetime ago.

@fmf said
Married people only, please.

@torunn said
Do I have to get married to be in this thread? 🙂

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Yes Torrun, yes you do. 🙂

dear ms @torunn
i have a small window of opportunity for a marriage of convenience if you wish to go that route
august 17 to the 24th?
for you, no charge for services

sincerely,
once bitten twice shy

@rookie54 said
dear ms @torunn
i have a small window of opportunity for a marriage of convenience if you wish to go that route
august 17 to the 24th?
for you, no charge for services

sincerely,
once bitten twice shy

@rookie54 said
dear ms @torunn
i have a small window of opportunity for a marriage of convenience if you wish to go that route
august 17 to the 24th?
for you, no charge for services

sincerely,
once bitten twice shy

@torunn said
Thank you rookie for your kind offer. As you are an experienced man, you will know your way around all necessary procedures. I will certainly try to keep a day or two open that week. What an opportunity for a gal like me. 🙂

@vivify said
Awesome, can't wait to hear rookie's poetic wedding vows.

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@moonbus said
Rookie, you are a gentleman without parallel.




A bit askew, but definitely without parallel.