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ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i only let the children dig under adult supervision.
its mans right to dig soil and i dont want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i ...[text shortened]... want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.
I think that's outragous. You realise a burgler has a wide chioce of metal for hitting you on the head with those, infact they even have a weapon to get into the house with.
How irrisponsible of you.
Really!

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i ...[text shortened]... want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.
I prefer a trowel, it can be easily concealed and brought out when you need to "take care of business".
With a steady hand, you can achieve a level of precision that nobody would notice it had been used.
When you are on your knees and surrounded, it will be your best friend.

I think it is everyone's duty to keep our borders protected and if something sneaks into my bed, ITS GOING DOWN!!! (unless it happens to be a lovely daffodil or bluebell).

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i ...[text shortened]... want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.
I can dig it.

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I don't think it's nice to call them than and last I knew it was illegal to own them.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades.
*Tosses cards*
That beats my pair of Queens. 😞

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I don't think it's nice to call them than and last I knew it was illegal to own them.
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Frankie!

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Originally posted by yo its me
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Frankie!

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Well...

It begged to be said. It was my intention to fly in the face of PC. PC should be passé .

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i ...[text shortened]... want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.
Abe Lincoln wept.

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I own two spades, but discovered that I can dig only with one at a time...

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
ive got 5 spades. my best is a 112inch wide grip, alloy composite, integrated birch/oak 75inch shaaaaafft. its superb getting through top soil but is equally good in a clay environment. both my kids have rubber molded, light gripping, easy action tefflar easy digs. i know that might shock a few of you, but they are kept locked at the digging club and i ...[text shortened]... want any long-haired librals telling me otherwise, if you dont like spade go and live in russia.
Just how effing big are you to handle such a monster?

112 inch wide grip - thats 9 foot 4 inches

75 inch shaft - that 6 foot 3 inches

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Originally posted by Woodgie
I prefer a trowel, it can be easily concealed and brought out when you need to "take care of business".
With a steady hand, you can achieve a level of precision that nobody would notice it had been used.
When you are on your knees and surrounded, it will be your best friend.

I think it is everyone's duty to keep our borders protected and if something sneaks into my bed, ITS GOING DOWN!!! (unless it happens to be a lovely daffodil or bluebell).
You'd need a bigger one for shovelling all the crap you talk 😛

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Originally posted by adramforall
Just how effing big are you to handle such a monster?

112 inch wide grip - thats 9 foot 4 inches

75 inch shaft - that 6 foot 3 inches
im talking man inches not "real" inches.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You'd need a bigger one for shovelling all the crap you type 😛
Tee hee, do you enjoy reading it?



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Edit: Fixed.