15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @lemon-limeThat is how to eat an apple.
1. bite
2. chew
3. swallow
4. repeat
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Yes, but for the sake of clarity those same eating instructions actually belong in a different thread... because apples are not bananas.
That is how to eat an apple.
Some people are bananas, but that's a different topic altogether.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @lemon-limeWhat about 'peel'; a vital stage in the eating of a banana, surely?
1. bite
2. chew
3. swallow
4. repeat
I suggest the following amendment;
1. Peel
1.a. Bite
2. Chew
3. Swallow
4. Repeat from 1.a.
At least this way stages 2 - 4 remain unaltered, avoiding unnecessary confusion.
N.B. I have banana trees growing in my garden, so consider myself something of an authority.
Whilst I'm here, here are some pointless facts about bananas.
Pointless fact 1.; we have 22 different types of banana grown hereabouts; some are nicer than others, and not all of them are yellow.
Pointless fact 2.; You can't grow a banana tree from a banana; they send out runners, like grass, from which new banana trees grow. Once a banana tree has fruited, it dies and falls over.
Pointless fact 3.; Pigs are clever. They chew through the base of a banana tree until it falls over, then they eat the bananas, although I confess I have never seen a pig peel a banana, so in the case of pigs; move directly to stage 1.a.
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15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @indonesia-philI don't have time this morning, but will be along later to supply compelling evidence that a pig can indeed peel a banana.
What about 'peel'; a vital stage in the eating of a banana, surely?
I suggest the following amendment;
1. Peel
1.a. Bite
2. Chew
3. Swallow
4. Repeat from 1.a.
At least this way stages 2 - 4 remain unaltered, avoiding unnecessary confusion.
N.B. I have banana trees growing in my garden, so consider myself something of an authority.
...[text shortened]... nfess I have never seen a pig peel a banana, so in the case of pigs; move directly to stage 1.a.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @indonesia-philRepeat forever?!?
1. Peel
1.a. Bite
2. Chew
3. Swallow
4. Repeat from 1.a.
Think we need a "do loop" or sub-routine and a test to see if banana is finished.
Boy - who would have thought it was so complicated!
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Half man, half banana - I knew I had an affinity. Almost makes one feel like a cannibal. I'm not bent though; straight as a die, me; honest guv...
Does the fact that humans share 55% of the same DNA as bananas go some way to explain the existential void of this thread?
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeThat would be the Suffolk Oldstock; particularly clever the Suffolk Oldstock. If only bananas grew in Suffolk...
I don't have time this morning, but will be along later to supply compelling evidence that a pig can indeed peel a banana.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeIncidentally, and whether or not they can peel bananas (which has yet to be definitively proven) pig breeds come in two distinct types; ones with sticky - up ears and ones with floppy ears. I've heard say that you can't mix the two, as the sticky - up varieties have the advantage when feeding, as the floppy types can't see what the f@*k they're doing. Floppy eared pigs may be a genetic dead - end.
I don't have time this morning, but will be along later to supply compelling evidence that a pig can indeed peel a banana.
15 Nov 17
Originally posted by @pianoman1Strangely bananas share 55% of human DNA.
Does the fact that humans share 55% of the same DNA as bananas go some way to explain the existential void of this thread?
This must explain why this thread was started.
16 Nov 17
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeBananas are naughty and nice. Amen.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
edit: whoops wrong thread.