How to get a girlfriend

abejnood

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21 Aug 07 00:52

Pawnokeyhole

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22 Aug 07 11:08

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Originally posted by abejnood
Any tips?

P.S. Tips for a semi-nerd, that is.

Make fun of girls teasingly to imply that you are not desperate, and then offer them a compensatory word of praise to imply that you are not horrid.

Pawnokeyhole

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22 Aug 07 11:09

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Make fun of girls teasingly to imply that you are not desperate, and then offer them a compensatory word of praise to imply that you are not horrid.

Alternatively, forget this advice, and start a rock band.

AThousandYoung

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22 Aug 07 20:29

Originally posted by Aiko
Sure, anyone who needs tips on contact is able to objectively judge whether or not oneself is exactly this and that in the right amount.

All I can say is, just be really really nice, and gentleman like, and just have the courage - after making clear you really are nice - to ask someone out for a drink or a nice movie.

Be careful not to be too nice though. Don't be a wimp.

darvlay

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22 Aug 07 20:31

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Alternatively, forget this advice, and start a rock band.

Good idea but be sure you don't end up as the bassist. They get NO PUSSY.

Phlabibit

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22 Aug 07 20:34

Originally posted by darvlay
Good idea but be sure you don't end up as the bassist. They get NO PUSSY.

OMG! This is a universal FACT!~

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PBE6

Bananarama

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22 Aug 07 20:36

Originally posted by darvlay
Good idea but be sure you don't end up as the bassist. They get NO PUSSY.

You shut your mouth, just shut it right now... 😠😠😠

darvlay

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22 Aug 07 20:36

Originally posted by Phlabibit
OMG! This is a universal FACT!~

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You play bass, don't you Phlab?

PBE6

Bananarama

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22 Aug 07 20:36

Originally posted by Phlabibit
OMG! This is a universal FACT!~

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Same to you, Mayor McCheese 😠

darvlay

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22 Aug 07 20:38

Originally posted by PBE6
You shut your mouth, just shut it right now... 😠😠😠

Technically, you're a guitarist (quite skilled, I might add) who's temporarily accepted a role as a bassist. So it's a bit different. Different in that you're gay.

Phlabibit

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22 Aug 07 20:38

Originally posted by darvlay
You play bass, don't you Phlab?

I can pluck a beat if need be... but me being married has more to do with it than playing a bass. I was referring to my buddy.

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PBE6

Bananarama

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22 Aug 07 20:40

Originally posted by darvlay
Technically, you're a guitarist (quite skilled, I might add) who's temporarily accepted a role as a bassist. So it's a bit different. Different in that you're gay.

Well alright then. But I must add, my ribald bass excursions are second to none! I'm planning to unveil my latest jazz-rock-fusion odyssey in front of a festival crowd later this month.

darvlay

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22 Aug 07 20:41

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Originally posted by PBE6
Well alright then. But I must add, my ribald bass excursions are second to none! I'm planning to unveil my latest jazz-rock-fusion odyssey in front of a festival crowd later this month.

On the bass - Derek Smalls. He wrote this...

Bad wolf

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26 Aug 07 10:08

Talk to girls on the internet. 😏

Natsia

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26 Aug 07 10:15

Originally posted by darvlay
Good idea but be sure you don't end up as the bassist. They get NO PUSSY.

PFFF! LIES Darvs! Pure, unadulterated LIES!