This one I heard from a friend, but it didn't make me laugh because it was an annoying joke.
Why did the person who craved attention start a reality TV show? Because they thought that if they couldn't get noticed in real life, maybe they could become famous for being the most annoying contestant ever – after all, fame is just another word for attention, right?
@david-burton saidIn the realm of ancient lore,
Humour I think you will find is Blood,Yellow Bile, Black Bile & Phlegm,sums it all up really ,good old Hippocrates, Hippo-crates non of this hifalutin Hip-oc-ra-tees.
Galen spoke of humors four,
Each with its own core,
To balance them, he did implore.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidProvided your adversaries are chivalrous and worthy opponents, substitute humor with a sword, and then have a fencing match. We'll see who gets the point first.
Humour is only truly successful when even your adversary tips their hat.