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Hypothetical #2

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
nope, just got to walk over and chop it off....turn around and walk away... 😲
that's hardcore. but so are no sex and buck teeth.

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i have some further questions.

if i choose a, is masturbation considered 'sex' and if not and we're not chopping anything off here then what's stopping me from doing it anyway if i'm able?

if i choose b, do i have to prove it's a 'best' friend?

and c, well i don't think i want to choose c. how would i feel on my vain days?

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Originally posted by trev33
i have some further questions.

if i choose a, is masturbation considered 'sex' and if not and we're not chopping anything off here then what's stopping me from doing it anyway if i'm able?

if i choose b, do i have to prove it's a 'best' friend?

and c, well i don't think i want to choose c. how would i feel on my vain days?
well it's a hypothetical, so the GOD of hypotheticals would know if it was your best friend, and no i was not considering masterbation sex...option A still allows one their self-enjoyment.. 🙂

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can you give your friend an anaesthetic before chopping his hand off, or at least a few stiff drinks? and can you have a medical team standing by to cauterise the wound and give other medical care as required?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
can you give your friend an anaesthetic before chopping his hand off, or at least a few stiff drinks? and can you have a medical team standing by to cauterise the wound and give other medical care as required?
oh the friend will live in the hypothetical, thus only a 2 year prison sentence, but no anaesthetic...but you're free to wait until the friend is drunk...

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Is this the sort of thing you guys ask each other round the camp fire?

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Originally posted by yo its me
Is this the sort of thing you guys ask each other round the camp fire?
at campfire time i always appreciate a rousing discussion of marshmallow toastiness and how to achieve such a thingy...



rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
at campfire time i always appreciate a rousing discussion of marshmallow toastiness and how to achieve such a thingy...



rookie
the trick is not to burn the marshmallows to a blackened crisp after getting too involved in the 'toastiness' discussion. it's not pretty.

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holy crap!🙄 what did you google to find that?

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?
I would choose C....then go to the dentist, and have my teeth fixed 😛

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
well it's a hypothetical, so the GOD of hypotheticals would know if it was your best friend, and no i was not considering masterbation sex...option A still allows one their self-enjoyment.. 🙂
what if i don't believe in this 'god'?

what about sex with sheep, is that a no no?

my thoughts on this is that if you're going to choose c you've pretty much chosen a as well unless you're willing to pay or get a fat chick really, really drunk. so c is out.

b sounds ok until the 2 year prison sentence is mentioned.......i mean, we can find other friends or just get them really drunk and say you were framed.

more questions about a, so we've concluded that 'self enjoyment' is ok, but can you define 'sex' for me. is everything that wouldn't produce a child without the use of pills or condoms not considered sex?

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Originally posted by trev33

what about sex with sheep, is that a no no?
yes, Trev. that's a no-no.😞

😛

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Originally posted by Blackamp
yes, Trev. that's a no-no.😞

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damn it.

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Originally posted by trev33
damn it.
heh heh