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3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?

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Yes, but my intention wasn't to bring Shavixmir up...

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?
#3. Even the ugliest doofus on the planet can get laid with enough money and booze. and I couldn't hurt a friend.

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Originally posted by duecer
#3. Even the ugliest doofus on the planet can get laid with enough money and booze. and I couldn't hurt a friend.
cool. you must not have a job with public speaking, though. 😉

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
cool. you must not have a job with public speaking, though. 😉
au contraire.

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?
I'm with duecer. Could never hurt a friend. Option #3 is the only one. And yes i do speak in public all the time.

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
I'm with duecer. Could never hurt a friend. Option #3 is the only one. And yes i do speak in public all the time.
With the buck teeth, and resulting speech problems, I think you would be sacrificing that job...The teeth would be so big and off-putting, no one could bear to listen or look at you.....

3 seems to be too easy, I'm thinking the better hypothetical would of been either A or B...

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
With the buck teeth, and resulting speech problems, I think you would be sacrificing that job...The teeth would be so big and off-putting, no one could bear to listen or look at you.....

3 seems to be too easy, I'm thinking the better hypothetical would of been either A or B...
Looks have never hurt my public appearances so buck teeth would hardly worsen me. It's all about content. As long as I don't tick everyone off too much I'm good. Notice no one is picking option#2 either.

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
I'm with duecer. Could never hurt a friend. Option #3 is the only one. And yes i do speak in public all the time.
Yeah, I have to go with duecer and scacchipazzo on this one.

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?
when yer book iz published, do tha folks with input git any credit???


a) i only had sex that one time and she done says all seven are mine...
b) ain't got no friends...
c) how tha heck did you know about my teef???


rookie

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I would forgo sex.

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
3 options and you must choose 1: A. You can never have sex again. B. You have to cut off your best friend's hand with no explanation, you just do it (includes a 2 year prison sentence). Or C. You have 2 gigantic buck teeth which cause you severe speech (and appearance) problems. Which would you pick and why?
c.

You then go to a dentist and get them filed down.

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when you stipulate 'with no explanation' in option B, could i at least say something like 'dude, if you knew what the alternatives were, you'd understand'?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
when you stipulate 'with no explanation' in option B, could i at least say something like 'dude, if you knew what the alternatives were, you'd understand'?
nope, just got to walk over and chop it off....turn around and walk away... 😲