Jaysus! Lighten up, everyone! I can't believe this thread got so many replies.
Rag- I didn't quite get your last post- once what? (By the way, yor suspicions of me not having read the preceding argument are entirely founded- so I might have lost touch a tad with what the hell is going on here).
MoldyCrow- I can see that discrimination against wallnut-cake-lovers is the most prominent form of such here on these pages...
I shall be forwarding you a letter from my solicitors seeking immediate monetary compensation for the mental trauma I have suffered. 😴