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Oh yeah....ehhhhhh...

I got assessment results in today. According to the agency doing the assessment I was intelligent (duh...), I listened extremely well (to which I obviously answered: "Pardon?"😉, but the crown on the king's head, the tip of the penis, the clitorus of everything warm, moist and suckable is:

I was the fastest typer they'd ever seen.
315 keys a minute!

All bow before me. From now on you shall refer to me as "Grand-wizard of the typing lodge Shavixmir", or if you want to keep it short, "King Shav" will do.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was the fastest typer they'd ever seen.
315 keys a minute!.
The extra fingers come in handy?

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You mistyped 'clitoris'. 😀

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Originally posted by Ian68
You mistyped 'clitoris'. 😀
Yeah, I was sober during the test though...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah, I was sober during the test though...
make up your mind...king or queen?? 🙂

typing queen or king shav...erm...are you drunk? 🙄

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was the fastest typer they'd ever seen.
315 keys a minute!

315keyspermin/5keysperword = 63wordsperminute?

Dude, I typed faster than that in Junior high, I get as high as 80 nowadays. 60 would be a bare minimum to get into any of the secretarial pools that I know of.

She/He must have felt like flattering you for some reason.

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Originally posted by wucky3
make up your mind...king or queen?? 🙂

typing queen or king shav...erm...are you drunk? 🙄
The full title should have read: "I am the typing queen, young and free, just passed seventeen...oh yeahhhhhh"

King doesn't rhyme with seventeen...that's probably why the greatest song writers who ever existed used queen instead of king....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The full title should have read: "I am the typing queen, young and free, just passed seventeen...oh yeahhhhhh"

King doesn't rhyme with seventeen...that's probably why the greatest song writers who ever existed used queen instead of king....
Jester will do 😛

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315 per minute? Bull.

http://www.speedye.com/archives/2004/05/worlds_fastest.html

They need a new watch.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
315keyspermin/5keysperword = 63wordsperminute?

Dude, I typed faster than that in Junior high, I get as high as 80 nowadays. 60 would be a bare minimum to get into any of the secretarial pools that I know of.

She/He must have felt like flattering you for some reason.
It was including the back spaces I always use to ensure 100% accuracy and taking into consideration they were using a US keyboard (so various symbols were scattered all over the place) and...and....and....

Wait a minute...are you saying I'm not as good as I think I am?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
315 per minute? Bull.

http://www.speedye.com/archives/2004/05/worlds_fastest.html

They need a new watch.

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Dude...that's words a minute...

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Originally posted by tmetzler
315keyspermin/5keysperword = 63wordsperminute?

Dude, I typed faster than that in Junior high, I get as high as 80 nowadays. 60 would be a bare minimum to get into any of the secretarial pools that I know of.

She/He must have felt like flattering you for some reason.
Oh! Ha ha!

I do about 90 wpm.

I get it now.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Dude...that's words a minute...
In other words... you are slow.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
In other words... you are slow.

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exactly

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http://www.calculatorcat.com/typing_test/

This page will give you a speed, you can actually type anything you like... but they give you something to follow.

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