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420 wpm on http://www.calculatorcat.com/typing_test/
But then again I saved time with ctrl c.

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I do 40 a minute during sex chat.

With one hand.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I do 40 a minute during sex chat.

With one hand.
I'm sure that fat old man on the other end is thoroughly impressed.

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Being able to type fast is not important to me...
being able to move fast is!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Being able to type fast is not important to me...
being able to move fast is!
Snatch the pebbles from my hand Grasshoper.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm sure that fat old man on the other end is thoroughly impressed.

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How the hell did you know it was me?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
How the hell did you know it was me?
Hey, wait... That wasn't you!

You're never impressed.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh yeah....ehhhhhh...

I got assessment results in today. According to the agency doing the assessment I was intelligent (duh...), I listened extremely well (to which I obviously answered: "Pardon?"😉, but the crown on the king's head, the tip of the penis, the clitorus of everything warm, moist and suckable is:

I was the fastest typer they'd ever see ...[text shortened]... rd of the typing lodge Shavixmir", or if you want to keep it short, "King Shav" will do.
So now you can get a job, get a car, get laid, get your horse back.....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So now you can get a job, get a car, get laid, get your horse back.....
Funnily enough only three of those things appeal to me, and even the horse is at a stretch.

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when confronted many years ago with typing "the girls blushed when kissed by the boys" and similar mind altering propaganda 50 times over, my subconscience simply revolted and i swore i will wait for speech recognition which is just round the corner. so it has been visual pick typing now for well over a decade. (30 words a minute at last test many years ago)