I can't believe it.

I just now beat my father (age 42) at chess (I'm 12).
Best out of three. I won the first game.
Too bad, be won the 2nd game. I was wishing for a blowout.
I won the third game.
He had resigned, mate was inevitable.
I can't believe it.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
I just now beat my father (age 42) at chess (I'm 12).
Best out of three. I won the first game.
Too bad, be won the 2nd game. I was wishing for a blowout.
I won the third game.
He had resigned, mate was inevitable.
I can't believe it.

Sorry to hear about the loss of your father.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Sorry to hear about the loss of your father.

pretty funny. Im gonna use that.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
pretty funny. Im gonna use that.

OK look Andy. Your profile indicates that you are 17 yet you now say you're 12. You've said elsewhere you're in grade 8. What's a 17 year old doing in grade 8 or how is it a 12 year old is on a site with an age restriction (minimum 13)? What's up with that dude?

IT'S NOT BUTTER!

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
OK look Andy. Your profile indicates that you are 17 yet you now say you're 12. You've said elsewhere you're in grade 8. What's a 17 year old doing in grade 8 or how is it a 12 year old is on a site with an age restriction (minimum 13)? What's up with that dude?

I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a 48 year old truck driver called Brian.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a 48 year old truck driver called Brian.

A chess playing truck driver? Well it's possible considering his rating.....

Your rating is 900 your dad must really suck at chess.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
I just now beat my father (age 42) at chess (I'm 12).
Best out of three. I won the first game.
Too bad, be won the 2nd game. I was wishing for a blowout.
I won the third game.
He had resigned, mate was inevitable.
I can't believe it.

No one remembers who Einstein's father was. Keep at it, kid, you're doin' great.

Originally posted by moonbus
No one remembers who Einstein's father was.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_family#Hermann_Einstein_.28Albert.27s_father.29

Usually, people don't make it a point to stress their age (multiple times) on a forum. It's like a poster who keeps repeating over and over that "she" is a woman; chances are, it's a fat creepy bald dude.

I'm a Jew Mexican midget wrestler. Truth.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm a Jew Mexican midget wrestler. Truth.

Also fat, creepy and bald?

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm a Jew Mexican midget wrestler. Truth.

Now I remember why I am so attracted to you.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
OK look Andy. Your profile indicates that you are 17 yet you now say you're 12. You've said elsewhere you're in grade 8. What's a 17 year old doing in grade 8 or how is it a 12 year old is on a site with an age restriction (minimum 13)? What's up with that dude?

Dude.
Why you creepin' on a 12 and/or possibly 17 year old?
Are you looking to get listed with the NSA?
Cuz that's how you get listed with the NSA.