I know some of you thought I was dead or maybe hoped so. I am not. I have been in a comatose state for the last 11 months. I recently sobered up and then took a long nap in which I dreamed that I was dreaming about dreaming of all of the fine inhabitants of RHP. In this dream all of you were beautiful female flowers in bloom of every different variety and color. In this dream I was an herbivore and devoured each and every one of you and in so doing ingested your essence and learned more about the black hole of time referred to as chess. As a result of this enlightenment I fear that I am now unbeatable at this so called game and would like to challenge each and every one of you to meet me on the field of honor. Unfortunately I grow weary even as we speak and will not be able to stay awake long enough to play any games, so don’t bother. If you would like to send me a message of inspiration and hope, please do so only with love as I respond to nothing else. Do not send any unkind messages to this loving creature or I will have to resort to physical violence. With that said I will take a nap. Glad to see some of you are still out there.
XOXO
IATMOMPATF
