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I HATE GOLF

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Golf has ruined my life.
Yes, it's true.
ruined.
my sanity is faltering as a result of this awful game.

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Looooney Ork

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Originally posted by Black Lung
Golf has ruined my life.
Yes, it's true.
ruined.
my sanity is faltering as a result of this awful game.
How??? 😛

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Zak the mad boy

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Originally posted by Black Lung
Golf has ruined my life.
Yes, it's true.
ruined.
my sanity is faltering as a result of this awful game.
How that's suddenly come on I don't know but I ALSO HATE GOLF! It's boring, complicated and has a few people in their 90s wandering around on some grass.

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Its MY country

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A curious game whose object is to get a very small ball into a very small hole with implements ill designed for the purpose-WC

Hang in there.You'll get better.Once bitten by the golf bug,you are infected for life so best get used to it 🙂

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Not Aleister

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Greatest game ever.
You compete entirely 'against' yourself, for yourself. There's no teammates to influence if you win or lose.
It's just you, the ball, and the elements...
Gotta love it!

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Wayward Soul

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i have a handicap of 28!!!!!! i have no idea how-i've played in two medals, and each time doubled par...:p i've given up though because i can't afford the fees (£92 for one years membership! but then again, it's about £97.50 for one round at the old course in St Andrews...)

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Check out Robin Williams Live on Broadway doing his impression of the drunk Scotsman who invented the game of golf. It will confirm everything you feel about the dreadful game.😀 Kirk

Jacko
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golf is great!

although i am not 🙁

David

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Not Aleister

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Originally posted by Jacko007
golf is great!

although i am not 🙁

David
Join the club (haha, nice pun...)

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Originally posted by genius
[b]i have a handicap of 28!!!!!! i have no idea how-i've played in two medals, and each time doubled par...:p i've given up though because i can't afford the fees (£92 for one years membership! but then again, it's about £97.50 for one round at the old course in St Andrews...)[/b]
Wait a second here...genius...you have 28 strikes above...and you win two medals....hmm...that doesn't sound logical to me...🙂

I've played it once...but it was a short course...(10 holes, about 80-100 meters)

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Originally posted by LivingLegend
Wait a second here...genius...you have 28 strikes above...and you win two medals....hmm...that doesn't sound logical to me...🙂

I've played it once...but it was a short course...(10 holes, about 80-100 meters)

Olav
Naah, he played in two medal competitions, where you count every stroke.
But I don't think a handicap can be above 24.

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Originally posted by orkyboy
How??? 😛
He hit 4 balls into the water hazard at the par 3 15th at Springs GC.
Then another off the tee on the 16th.

"Round of golf - $6,
Balls - $2,
Entertaining your friends - priceless!"

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