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I HATE GOLF

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Originally posted by Crowley
Some club are very strict about the golfing dress codes.
But most of the smaller clubs, at least in SA don't really give a damn. When I play, I usually wear sneakers, normal socks, short pants and a golf shirt.
This makes the game more accessable to the average guy on the street and gives golf more exposure, which is a good thing...
(A bit off-topic but...Crowley, you've got your star!!! Congratulations an have fun with it!)

(Olav)

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The lung has decided to pick up his clubs and give the game yet another go. He has decided to publish the score on monday.

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well i thought id try and give golf ago so my great brother decided to teach me

he stodd next to me and said swing and hit the ball .....


i swung and hit him in the face with the club and he had to have 4 stitchs above his eye.


i havent picked up a club since

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Originally posted by NightWeaver
well i thought id try and give golf ago so my great brother decided to teach me

he stodd next to me and said swing and hit the ball .....


i swung and hit him in the face with the club and he had to have 4 stitchs above his eye.


i havent picked up a club since
I would usely stand out of the way of the club😉

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lol im sure hes knows that now.

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Don't dis golf

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i aint dissing golf just giving my experiance. i enjoy watching it

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Originally posted by Black Lung
Golf has ruined my life.
Yes, it's true.
ruined.
my sanity is faltering as a result of this awful game.
Have you played snooker - its a far more frustrating game by far, infact I had to stop playing as it used to wind me up so much that I wanted to bash people around the head with my cue - obviously this disturbed me somewhat!

Why can you pot a yellow in any pocket, from any angle, and from any distance but you can not pot a black when it is over the pocket? Why when you play the best shot of your life does the white go in off? Just of the thought of it is annoying me!!!!!!!

Andrew

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Originally posted by latex bishop
Have you played snooker - its a far more frustrating game by far, infact I had to stop playing as it used to wind me up so much that I wanted to bash people around the head with my cue - obviously this disturbed me somewhat!

Why can you pot a yellow in any pocket, from any angle, and from any distance but you can not pot a black when it is over the p ...[text shortened]... of your life does the white go in off? Just of the thought of it is annoying me!!!!!!!

Andrew
Stick to pool.

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Originally posted by CFC
Stick to pool.
would you rather play draughts than chess?

Andrew 😉

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Originally posted by latex bishop
would you rather play draughts than chess?

Andrew 😉
no, but I'd rather play Checkers then Draughts 😉

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Golf on TV can be most entertaining.

I don't think I'll ever forget the /86 Masters.Or the /87 Masters

Tiger,although a great player,doesn't help when winning by 10 shots.

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Originally posted by Smash
Golf on TV can be most entertaining.

I don't think I'll ever forget the /86 Masters.Or the /87 Masters

Tiger,although a great player,doesn't help when winning by 10 shots.
There are a couple of things that if implimented could greatly enhance the entertainment value of golf. Fights would be a good thing. As in hockey, they already have an impliment in hand. Use it. Secondly, they need a soap opera element to spice it up much like professional wrestling has done. And yes, bring in some really hot women to get in a fight in the sand traps. Some metal background music might help as well.

Yep, I can here it now. "Dammit, as soon as they let Tiger in there went the neighborhood." 😉 Kirk

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Originally posted by latex bishop
would you rather play draughts than chess?

Andrew 😉
you've got to be joking.😲

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Originally posted by CFC
you've got to be joking.😲
well pool to snooker is draughts to chess 😀

Andrew

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